Global Gameplay Stats

Death and Taxes

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 60
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97.3%

Lemons

74.9%

Make It Rain

Get a raise
66.4%

Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
60.2%

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
59.3%

This Is Fine

55.5%

Benefactor

49.7%

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
45.6%

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
44.7%

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
39.0%

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
32.7%

The Sacrifice

32.5%

I'll Be Back

30.6%

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
30.4%

War Changes

27.7%

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
27.0%

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
23.8%

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
22.5%

Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show
21.2%

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
20.6%

Global Warming

19.8%

Plague Doctor

19.6%

Goodest Ending

19.1%

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
18.7%

Ouroboros

18.3%

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
17.8%

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
17.7%

Back To The Roots

16.9%

Insubordinate

16.6%

Utopia

15.2%

Treehugger

14.7%

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
14.2%

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
12.5%

Long Live The King

12.1%

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
11.5%

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
11.5%

Much Love

10.8%

Yot

Press the Discord button
10.5%

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
9.5%

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
9.3%

Cure Cancer

7.9%

Stonks

7.7%

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
7.6%

Total War

7.1%

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
6.2%

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day
5.6%

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight
5.3%

Fate's Pet

5.3%

Armageddon

4.8%

Development Hell

3.8%

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal
3.5%

The Great Dying

3.2%

Darwin Award

1.9%

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times
1.8%

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
1.5%

Infinitarium

Get all endings
1.5%

EGG

1.1%

Rulebender

1.0%

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits
0.9%

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den
0.8%

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories