Perfect

Better than the frag grenade but not concussion grenade. Thank you for this.

With that said...

COVER YOUR BALLS!!!

@imelman
Bro What?

Greetings my former friend; after I had to leave you due to fact I felt I was being a burden to you alongside certain...disputes, and suffering other issues that relate to worsening mental health of mine, I want to give you an offer - you will give me permission to rejoin you, and I will explain more detailed reason for separating myself(don't be surprised if certain details end up being unpleasant), even though you gave me enough reasons not to do so after my leave. You can refuse if you want, but that means I will not pursue repairing my friendship with you, but I gave you an exception due to how it developed to begin with. After all, I don't want to leave unfinished business just like that, like a disgraced knight trying to find their wrongdoer and duking it out, isn't it?

"This promises to be fun!"