It doesn't work where are my HUGE MASSIVE MAMMARIES on my BIG BURLY MEN

Just what I was looking for, I can't believe this is still not in the base game! Why are we even paying those guys!?

excellent

funny

"tolkienization"

what kind heretic comes up with such a disgusting pejorative

crazy

nooooooooooooooo

wonderful things happening in the dwarf fortress steam workshop

Hold on hold on hold on. Tolkien writes that the dwarf men and women are nearly identical in appearance. who's to say that Tolkien dwarves don't have voluptuous breasts? The average body shape of a dwarf and the size of their legendarily extravagant beards would likely conceal their massive mammaries, which are described as quite large. Clearly this is an interpretation issue. This is all Rankin/Bass and Peter Jackson's fault, the cowards. Thank you for truly correcting this obvious oversight in basic Dwarvish design. We need something like this for the Rock and Stone Simulator

Those pesky Tolkenites. All they care about is their lithe elves and their short, stubby, no booba dwarves.

Gandalf's blessing...

hem ... what ?

are they more resistant to blunt trauma?

perfection

why

hell yes

why my male dwarves have titties

It ain't Steam Workshop without a tiddie mod or two

best mod on the workshop

I need to know if this is taken into account by craftsdwarves when they are creating engravings, statues and the like.

Urist McFeebleCatSoup is uneasy after reading the mod description

this rules

Does it interact with the dwarven milk mod?

You're a monster.

Dan Urist your bobbie s

Cursed

I was excited when I found out that dwarf fortress was coming to steam. More people will be able to play this game that I love so much. Now I see I should have been afraid. Very, very afraid.

Well @Llamageddon that shouldn't be surprising. Cow's made cows milk, and dwarven milk exists.

Utilitarian fatty nattys to the rescue

I am terrified by this mod

Someone asked me if dwarves could be milked, I am horrified to say that after some very strange research on DF modding, the answer is it is possible and has been discussed disturbingly often...

Absolutely based mod.

hmmmm, strangely based

To be fair, dwarfkind's legendary ☼GIANT BOULDERS☼ are often hidden by their equally legendary silky and voluptuous beards. The less observant among us may easily miss them, despite the vast tectonic impact of their every motion. That said: thank you for correcting this vital anatomical oversight.

If this is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

this is fucking amazing

it was inevitable

the sound i made seeing this was beyond description. good post op