Warhammer 40,000: Eternal Crusade

Warhammer 40,000: Eternal Crusade

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How to Talk like an Ork
By Skane
How to talk like one of da boyz
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Bein' Orky
Startin' wit da basiks, you'z gotta replace all doze C letters with a gud orky K,
Second off, You'z gotta shorten words as much as possible, lik, take da word "food" for example, itz got two O's in it, which makes a U sound, so you'z shortens it into "Fud",
and with ING endings, remove the g and replace it with a '
so, "Fightin' " in addition, all S, is replaced with a z

Other insults include
Ya grot - A small dimunitive cowardly greenskin - often used in jest
Stupid Squig - A stupid livestock animal - Used often after friendly fire
Shut ya gob "shut your mouth"
Stupid Git - When someone does something stupid



and finally, if you don't know something, just scream the ork battle cry.




WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

46 Comments
Твой друг 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am 
based
Hλrdcore🚬Nicotine🚬λddict 30 Apr, 2022 @ 8:34am 
cringe
Lao Tzu 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:36pm 
WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH - Alpharius
theman8266 5 Jul, 2021 @ 7:52am 
I like da nice orky grots
theman8266 2 Jul, 2021 @ 7:36am 
dis look to sort for da orky way, ya no wat i mean
Stand Watie 12 Apr, 2021 @ 3:48pm 
Diz iz all borin yappin get back to krumpin before i crush ye git
sparta 3 Apr, 2021 @ 3:25am 
noice
Grizzk 24 Mar, 2021 @ 8:20am 
How about dis lot? - Here's some more lines for you. :)
Ya wut? - What do you mean?
Where's the scrap? - We want to fight!
Tha' holz bigger dan my 'ead - That hurt.
Bigger gunz! - More Firepower
Dakka! - Fire
More Dakka! - Fire at will
How much Dakka? - What's the rate of fire?
Did we it 'im? - Is it dead?
We'z Gonna Die! - Retreat!
You humie - You're a Coward
That's too many gunz - They're shooting at us.
Is that all you got? - You can't get through my armour.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! - Crusade!
Ork! - Best.
GNOME 14 Feb, 2021 @ 3:07pm 
now isen ere ya grot, im ork greyskull.
Sergeant Adhemar 3 Jan, 2021 @ 9:08pm 
Da boyz gonna make dem ummies hurt a lot after diz!!