Town of Salem
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Things I Wish I Knew as a Newcomer to Town of Salem
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Things I wish I knew as a newcomer to Town of Salem.
   
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Normies
Town is Salem is fully of normies. Like, what the actual f***. Everyone here is a prepubescant child who started playing it on their school's computers last Friday, and they want to carry the lobby to prove their undeniable, ultimate, strategic abilities. Thus, you will never find yourself in a game with semi-competent people, no less would you find anyone relatively close to such a vague description on the Normal/Classic gametype. PURGE THE NORMIES
Why am I even playing ToS?
Seriously, why? This game is a crappily animated piece of trash for little kids who can't afford their own copy of Minecraft, so they play this s*** on their mom's 2004 Dell laptop while they wait for their friend Jimmy to get home so they can call 'em up and visit. We all know little Timmy just wants to finish his diamond Mineshaft, but nooo! Of course f***ing Jimmy has to go out to eat with his step-mom. What the f***, dude?
Donald Trump Has a Survivability Rate of OVER 9000
Naming yourself some dumb s*** like Donald Trump is basically like an instant win. Forsure. Who would dare have the audacity to genuinely intend to denote the inarguable fact that states that a name belonging to such a man who is only a few fries short of a Happy Meal would result in win rates that would otherwise be dubbed impossible?

Come on guys... seriously?
THIS. IS. TINDER!!!
No, it's not. Stop flirting in the chat. That b**** is like nine years old and the most she knows about sex is that she can cut you off from whatever the f*** it is, and you can't do anything about it.

Then again- who am I to speak? I can't even promise that she is actually a she. Go get 'er man- Tell your future children the true story about how you met their mother. That'll be a hell of a story, no?
We believe you
[me]: *silence, but I think I know who SK is*
[someguy]: [me] is SK!
[me]: dude, what
[someguy]: I saw him last night. He visited [aliveplayer]!
[me]: but... but... [aliveplayer] is still alive
[someotherguy]: I think [someguy] might be telling the truth
[me]: Forsure, what's your role, [someguy]?
[someguy]: *silence*
- voting starts
[someguy] has voted against [me].
[ithoughtthisguywasafk] has voted against [me].
[someotherguy] has voted against [me].
[ismostlikelysk] has voted against [me].
[meissk] has voted against [me].
[iwasontriallastround] has voted against [me].
[confirmedtown] has voted against [me].
...
[me] has left the game.
DDOS
Have you ever been DDOS'd in ToS? Well, neither have I, but that's the only way I can explain this:

Damn DDOSers...
Real Talk
Seriously, though, why is this game free? I'm glad various people can enjoy a game that I consider to be pretty good, but having that makes it so I can't enjoy it as much. I don't mean to sound greedy, but a free flash game that computers with a blue BIOS can handle? That may sound like catering to a wide demographic, but really, that just leaves you with people with crappy computers that have nothing else to play. As such, you are left with one demographic: incompetent eight year-olds who think they know how to play the game and then ask on Day 3 why there are two Doctors.

Maybe if it costed money there wouldn't be as many players, but on the other hand, people like myself who would gladly play this game despite having various AAA titles would stick around longer due to the lack of rage-inducing moments, such as being randomly executed by the town on Day 2. As such, you would have a slightly more competent demographic that consists of people that are- at least- willing to cough up a measly five dollars. Also, if spending money isn't too much of an issue, the cash-grab microtransactions and DLC in the game would be purchased more often.

Maybe I'm missing something here, but a game that requires an adept playerbase, but has one riddled with inept fools- well, it's not a good mix.
9 коментара
Regentapple 30 юли 2018 в 8:17 
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🍥 17 юни 2017 в 2:52 
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Shady Loves You  [автор] 16 юни 2017 в 16:27 
@Lt. WuBanger

I'm not sure what you mean. I loved the Salem Witch Trials.
LtSalte 16 юни 2017 в 15:22 
If you don't like town of salem don't make a guide and stop playing it dummy
Blood & Thunder 15 юни 2017 в 7:31 
Just play ranked
🍥 15 юни 2017 в 7:21 
You have been VAC banned.
Bullet Attraction 15 юни 2017 в 3:35 
I love you
syn3rg1lya 13 юни 2017 в 23:45 
This is deep.