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How to maek stoolin veri proud, The Continuation

By Pasukki

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Step #1 The Requirements

This is the first part here is what you need:
a copy of war thunder (or any other game where you can play as ussr, like hoi4 or coh2)
vodka
computer (duh)
semechki
any russian vehicle/troop
soviet music, anything from the national anthem to red alert 3 soviet anthem
a comissar (to encourage you or to "keep you playing")
a will to fight for the motherland and to destroy the facist invaders and the capitalist pigs

Step #2 The Execution

Go into battle playing as a soviet troop
*insert music*
shout URRRAAA
No need for tactics because the power of stalin guides you
win.

Step #3 The Outcome

You have won and in doing so have secured a place among the soviet council perhaps you can now even become the leader of our glorious motherland, but we shall see.

A new day dawns for The Soviets and its allies, Mankinds greatest champion, the USSR rose to challenge the might of the facist and the capitalists.

In that moment after the battle i realised that the red army is more than an army its an army of heroes, who can defeat the facists and capitalist alike. But in them is something more, a sense of mortality a mortality that can be corrupted. It is up to them to stand up and fight

It is they who have the strenght to resist, or will they be our damnation

Ura!

130 Comments

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Akin_Ayaz_Gazhi 30 Jan @ 4:51am

I can pen with my stalinum 14.5 bullets a jumbo sherman

Pasukki [author] 29 Jul, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Pt3???? Maybe its time for the finale.....

Duty 21 Jun, 2024 @ 12:41pm

*S.T.A.L.K.E.R. flashbacks* (sometimes i heard Urraa in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.)

Tiger 25 Jan, 2024 @ 5:26am

РУССКИЙ: хорошее руководство продолжай в том же духе! ENGLISH: Good guidance keep up the good work!

francescozappia 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am

UUUURRRAAAAAAHHHH , FOR THEE REOLUTIIOOOONNNN KOOOOMMMMRRRRAADDE

francescozappia 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36am

and i still don't understand people that think that general creepypasta is real (it literally says paste, so)

francescozappia 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am

okutanse why do u write these things, god (and brother Stalin) wouldn't create those bad big monkeys( monsters), so

YWP 11 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19am

@okutanse i have witnessed the Golden Monkey, i'm Immune to that.

Ra the Sungod 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:46am

*calls the SCP*

COSMOS 10 Oct, 2022 @ 5:33am

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a shitty copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section . He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

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