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False Alarms Guide

By Amfolyytti

This guide includes all false alarms from the main story line.

Included for each false alarm is the day + short case description + location + some details from the call.

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Category: Achievements, Secrets, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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5 Aug, 2018 @ 4:35am

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Guide Index

Overview

Days 01 - 60

Days 61 - 80

Days 81 - 90

Days 91 - 160

Days 161 - 180

Comments

Days 01 - 60

Spoiler: You'll unlock a secret achievement at the end of the game if you have responded to all false alarms.

Day 3

Suspicious Individual. Eddie´s Burgers. A waitress named Mila reports that she just served a Chicken Eddy and a Diet Coke to a dangerous criminal who she´d seen on television just this morning. The culprit is sitting at the window, eating a burger.

Day 6

Hostage Situation. Suburb. A weeping child called in, saying that someone was holding him against his will.

Day 12

Attempted Murder. St. John´s Hospital. Linda Howard, her words slurred, said the dentist paralyzed her face during her latest visit.

Day 14

Suspicious Individual. EveryDay Mall. Former psychiatric patient Leboko Clark called the police because "a maniac was harassing people at the mall".

Day 15

Breaking and Entering. Suburb. An elderly man, speaking in a raspy whisper, just reported a break-in. "There´s someone in my house".

Day 19

Assault. Suburb. A crazed woman just rang in. "My God! This wretch is going to kill my baby!"

Day 21

Robbery. Port Warehouses. An alarm has gone off in one of the port warehouses. The guard assigned to the site is not responding but the storekeeper says this is nothing unusual.

Day 23

Suspicious Individual. Touch of Dionysus Liquor Store. A cashier just called in, her voice a whisper. Two suspicious black men have entered the store.

Day 25

Suicide Threat. St. John´s Cathedral. A young man climbed to the top of the cathedral and is threatening to jump.

Day 27

Animal Assault. Suburb. We received a rambling call from a man who claims that he returned home from work to find a huge cat sitting on his doorstep, crouching and ready to attack.

Day 59

Ra*e. Chinatown Dormitory. A student couldn´t get into his room. It was locked from the inside and heard muffled cries coming from within.

Day 60

Ra*e. Residential Area. Morris Queen heard from a neighboring apartment a panicked female voice cry out: "Help! I´m being rap*d!"

Attempted Carjacking. Residential Area. A woman called in to complain about a car alarm. "This fuc*ing howling woke me up!"

Days 61 - 80

Day 61

Mass Riot. Desire Park. A hysterical young person just called in, shouting "Good God, the prophecy has come to pass! Dozens of zombies are roaming the park."

Domestic Problem. Residential Area. Mrs. Kazmi complains that her neighbors are arguing very intensely. They´re a young, hotheaded couple and it sounds like they´re about to come to blows.

Suspicious Individual. Desire Park. A woman says she was out for an evening jog, and she noticed a black guy in a hood following behind her.

Day 62

Drug Possession. Eddie´s Burgers. Eleanor Compton went to wash her hands before eating, but wandered into the cafe´s kitchen by mistake. "I looked around and saw several bags of white powder".

Animal Assault. Suburb. A man just called in. His voice was high-pitched and he sounded hysterical. "Hello police? Some kind of beast broke into my apartment and it´s running all over everywhere!"

Ra*e. City Center. Cynthia Jason filed a complaint against a workman at her building. It appears he´s been very vulgar and follows her around.

Disorderly Conduct. Residential Area. A woman called in, speaking in awestruck praise "I hear from my wall the trumpeting of angels! Oh, the Lord comes!"

Day 63

Suicide Threat. Sophocles Theatre of Drama. A theater director called in, reporting that one of the young dancers had locked herself in her dressing room and wouldn´t respond to knocks at the door.

Day 64

Drug Sales. Drugstore. An elderly man called the station in a rage: "I went to the drugstore to buy a hearing aid and some pain reliever, and the guy behind the counter tried to sell me cocaine!"

Day 65

Prostitution. Kevin´s Throat Bar. Frank Zucker reports that a young blonde in a short red dress approached him at the bar, and offered to go to bed with him for cash.

Day 67

Drug Sales. Chinatown. An old man complained that a suspicious guy was lurking around his apartment building.

Day 68

Terror Threat. City Center. The police intercepted a radio signal similar to the kind used by terrorist cells. They appear to be preparing a terrorist attack on Freeburg.

Day 70

Breaking and Entering. Ghetto. Mrs. Peterson claims that the Dentist is breaking into her apartment.

Suspicious Individual. Octopus Restaurant. An inebriated guest of the restaurant noticed that the kitchen chef bears a striking resemblance to the Dentist picture from the newspapers.

Harassment. The Last Picture Show Theater. A tearful schoolgirl reported that a scary man "with a face like on the news" touched her shoulder during the show, and said scary things in a strange language.

Suspicious Individual. Johnson, Juergen, and Katz Law Firm. A man who resembles the Dentist came into the office for an interview.

Day 71

Attempted Murder. Desire Park. A woman claims that she was just in the park and the Dentist was chasing her.

Suspicious Individual. LifeWire Store. A saleswoman noticed a strange man through the window, carrying a drill: "He looks just like that guy, the Dentist from the news".

Robbery. Port Warehouses. An alarm went off in a warehouse that doesn´t see much use.

Day 72

Reckless Endangerment. City Center. A passerby noticed a suspicious worker carrying a drill dangerously close to the roadway.

Harassment. Eddie´s Burgers. A woman is on the phone, claiming that the person sitting at the next table is "the terrible maniac from the TV".

Suspicious Individual. Suburb. "A strange taxi driver brought me home one night, then stayed parked outside my house, looking up at my windows."

Day 73

Attempted Carjacking. Livegood Minimarket (Parking Lot). An elderly woman reports two men in business suits circling a car in the parking lot, trying to get in.

Day 74

Attempted Murder. St. John´s Hospital. A patient complained that his dentist was drilling his teeth with such fury that the man had to escape and flee from the office.

Suspicious Individual. Vegetable Shop. An old woman was out buying vegetables, and saw by the exit a man who, in her words, was "the spitting image of the Dentist."

Robbery. Farm. A farmer just called in, and by the sound of his voice he´s clearly shaken: "I saw my cows were gone, so I ran out into the field, yelling for them, but they were nowhere around."

Day 75

Suspicious Individual. Church. A priest believes that the Dentist is sitting right there in one of his services: "The heathen is still sitting there in the last row."

Suspicious Individual. Bridge. An intoxicated man carrying a hand drill was spotted on the bridge, flagging down a taxi.

Police Impersonation. Ice Prince Cafe. A young waitress at the cafe noticed a man dressed in a police uniform who fit the description of the Dentist.

Day 76

Harassment. Jimbaton Bakery. Right in front of the store, a strange man came around the corner and accosted a young woman as she left the bakery.

Massacre. St. John´s Hospital. We got an anonymous tip that the Dentist broke into the women´s clinic and is killing the patients.

Suspicious Individual. Diamond Dogs State Penitentiary. An old man dressed in rags is pacing around under the prison gates, shouting "I am the Dentist!"

Day 77

Animal Abuse. Freeburg High School. Some students are claiming that the Dentist showed up during their biology lesson, and carved up some live frogs with his drill.

Suspicious Individual. Suburb. Retiree Martha Mier called to complain about her neighbor, Rberto Morales. "I haven´t seen his wife, and last night I saw him burying something in the backyard".

Day 78

Attempted Murder. Gallery of Modern Art. The owner of a gallery phoned in a complaint about a repairman who helped install her exhibition.

Suspicious Individual. St. John´s Hospital. A man with a lacerated hand walked into the emergency room.

Day 79

Suspicious Individual. City Center. Two girls on their way home from a club saw a creepy male figure standing in the doorway.

Day 80

Fraud. Touch of Dionysus Liquor Store. A cashier started flirting with a customer, asking her to show him her ID, or he wouldn´t sell her a bottle of wine.

Days 81 - 90

Day 82

Breaking and Entering. Suburb. "Hello, is this the police? It´s Dollores Parks. Someone is in my house".

Suspicious Individual. Desire Park. Parishioner Mana Bush, while she was on her way to church, encountered a group of incredibly strange teenagers.

Robbery. Fountains. The elderly Cornella Davis called up in a fit of hysterics: "Come over quick! I have been robbed!"

Day 83

Bomb Threat. Office Building. An elderly employee at Scissors Sisters, an office supply store, reported that a courier brought in a suspicious parcel.

Disorderly Conduct. Desire Park. An old man called in to report that, right in front of his favorite park bench, a group of crazy-looking people wearing very revealing clothing were flopping around on the grass, spitting on the feelings of God-fearing Christians and alarming everyone who walks past.

Noise Complaint. Ghetto. An angry man just phoned in, yelling about his neighbors. He´s been hearing terrible ringing and shouting coming from every side of his house.

Day 84

Attempted Robbery. Bank of Freeburg. A teller noticed three hooded men enter the bank carrying sports bags.

Public Indecency. Desire Park. An old woman called in a complaint about a transvestite: "There´s a man in a skirt running around in broad daylight!"

Missing Person. Beach. A pizza delivery man picked up an order in the morning, and didn´t return for the rest of the day.

Day 85

Suspicious Individual. Suburb. A man called in an emergency, whispering hysterically. He said he is sitting in the kitchen and Mephistopheles is coming over for a drink.

Vandalism. Suburb. Veteran Daniel Crockett claims that his neighbor, a student, is constantly taking shi*s on his front porch.

Drug Trafficking. Hell on Wheels Car Dealership. We received an anonymous tip that a local car dealership is being used to smuggle heroin.

Day 86

Suspicious Individual. Ghetto. The "Blackhandsome" barber shop called to report that a man in a hood and sunglasses asked for a haircut "so that on-one could recognize him".

Suspicious Individual. Octopus Restaurant. A young waitress reports that a wanted fugitive just entered her restaurant. "I don´t remember what his name is or what he did but the TV said he was very, very dangerous!"

Attempted Murder. Desire Park. A stoned voice shouted into the emergency line that some guy with a top hat was going to saw a woman in half at the park.

Day 87

Shooting. Atticus Tower. An office employee came to work earlier than usual, and heard gunshots and screams coming from up on the roof.

Theft. Atticus Tower. A seller in a gift shop noticed a brightly dressed Mexican woman stuffing a statue of the Freeburg monument into her bag.

Suspicious Individual. Suburb. Naomi Rutherford is gravely concerned that the city is being invaded by Communists.

Day 88

Terrorism. Suburb. Mr. Norris called to report an explosion: "I was in the kitchen making an omelet with bacon, and suddenly - bang!"

Attempted Murder. Beach. A young sailor reported an attempt on his life. "I was just swimming around close to the shore, when I felt someone´s slippery fingers catch my ankle and try to drag me down."

Shooting. Suburb. Mr. Norris called in about some shots he heard from the street. "I was frying a steak in the kitchen and I heard several sharp claps".

Day 89

Bomb Threat. Desire Park. "The Corn Monument has been strapped with explosives!" The clear voice yelled into the phone, and then the line went dead.

Attempted Robbery. Residential Area. Janet Salazar Guerrero startled an intruder who was trying to break into her house. "He kept yelling things in a drunken voice. Said if I didn´t open up, there´d be trouble!"

Massacre. Desire Park. "I came to the park to play chess, and then people started running past, screaming, covered in blood", reported the breathless Mr. Conelly.

Assault. Entertainment District. During a bodybuilding show, a small group of girls burst into the room and did "something that threatens the very lives of participants".

Day 90

Bomb Threat. Freeburg Elementary School. A physical education teacher noticed a suspicious van parked near the school.

Domestic Disturbance. Suburb. According to Mr. Adams, the Earth is about to be struck by a giant meteor: "You see how dark it just got outside? There´s a meteor blocking the sun."

Noise Complaint. Cemetery. An elderly widow was visiting the grave of her husband when she heard some terrible sounds: wheezing, moaning and rustling - as if someone was trying to climb up out of the ground!

Days 91 - 160

Day 91

Suspicious Individual. Freeburg Elementary School. A young teacher reported seeing the same suspicious white van parked near the school, several days in a row.

Massive Fight. Fountains. "Some big men wearing striped shirts walked into the fountain and started trying to drown each other!"

Bomb Threat. City Hall. A janitor at City Hall called us about a suspicious man sitting in the waiting room. "He´s twitching and looking sideways at everybody".

Day 92

Theft. Suburb. Retiree Frank Seter complains that someone has stolen his lawn.

Terror Threat. Post Office. A postal employee reported that a letter was discovered with some powder inside.

Disorderly Conduct. EveryDay Mall. "There´s a huge clown running around the mall. Tried to scare me to death", said unemployed John Hockensmith.

Day 93

Ra*e. Toilet. Inside a booth in the ladies’ public toilet, a woman was overheard holding a man against his will and attempting to blackmail him into having sex.

Suspicious Individual. Blitz Cafe. A waitress says that a suspicious-looking man in a rumpled jacket had been sitting at a table for several hours.

Day 94

Suspicious Individual. Kindergarten. A cleaning lady called to complain about a suspicious man wandering around near the fence.

Robbery. EverDay Mall. A supermarket cashier saw a young black man in a hood grab an old lady´s shopping bags and run away.

Day 95

Drug Manufacturing. Office Building. Lisa Guillen was in a hurry at the dentist´s and accidentally went into the wrong room.

Suspicious Individual. Suburb. Mrs. Lombardi looked out the window and saw a strange overgrown man spreading out his hands.

Day 96

Bomb Threat. Suburb. "Hell, police? I was taking out the trash and I heard a ticking sound coming from the neighbor´s cans".

Animal Assault. Suburb. A man on a verge of hysteria called in: "No, no, my house was attacked by crows! So many that they darkened the sky."

Day 97

Fraud. Bordello. "Hello, this is Bill Buckler! I called a phone sex line and asked to connect with that blonde with the big breasts but the girl that answered was my second cousin Cheryl."

Attempted Murder. Eddie´s Burgers. A nervous man reported that a waitress was trying to poison him with some kind of mysterious liquid.

Massive Fight. Desire Park. A woman called to report a fight: "There´s a bunch of Chinese fighting in the park! Hurry, there´s kids around!"

Day 98

Bomb Threat. Freeburg Elementary School. A young and hysterical teacher reported that a student brought a bomb to school. "The boy was always too serious for a normal child."

Breaking and Entering. Suburb. John Whitman, speaking with a slow voice, said that ten men tried to climb through the window, but they all tried to do it at once and got themselves stuck.

Homicide. Cemetery. Lorie Knauer, speaking with a lifeless voice, claimed that someone killed her husband and that nobody cares. "I´ve just buried him in the ground."

Day 99

Vandalism. City Center. "This the police? I want to report three ghouls who came and painted the wall of my house, covering over all my graffiti."

Day 100

Attempted Carjacking. EveryDay Mall. A young cashier went out for a smoke and noticed a suspicious black man slinking around a car near the road.

Suspicious Item. Residential Area. A frightened citizen found a strange box, left by someone on her landing. "It´s got to be a bomb", she said with a squeaky voice.

Suspicious Individual. Farm. Donnie Husted was walking in the evening with a friend and noticed that someone - or something - was watching them. "I only saw a silhouette but it seemed like a monster."

Day 101

Suicide Threat. Entertainment District. Erin Fredette is terrified that she just met a suicide case. "Her face was painted so sadly".

Disorderly Conduct. EveryDay Mall. A respectable woman let out a squeaky scream, then a roar. Right in front of her, a crazy guy in acid-washed pants sat down to eat pieces of his own sh*t, while he gave the terrified woman a silly smile.

Day 102

Bomb Threat. Freeburg Elementary School. Hello, is this the police? There´s a bomb at the elementary school!

Theft. EveryDay Mall. The guard at a large toy store detained a boy who he suspected of theft. "I´m sure he stuffed something down his pants but I couldn’t find anything!"

Day 103

Fraud. River Bank. A man in a clown suit entered a bank, presented the cashier with a check for $250 billion dollars, and demanded they cash it.

Suspicious Individual. Cemetery. Aaron Griggs noticed a creepy man in the cemetery during a heavy downpour. He was ignoring the rain, just walking with purpose through the graveyard.

Day 104

Attempted Murder. Beach. Mrs. Kazorla saw a half-naked man suffocating a young girl in a bathing suit.

Day 105

Assault. Ice Prince Cafe. Jose Sugg called the station and muttered this sad story through streaming tears.

Abduction. Suburb. A passer-by noticed a suspicious black man sitting in a van next to a little white girl. "I´m afraid to imagine what that monster has in store for that little angel!"

Day 156

Suspicious Individual. EveryDay Mall. Mrs. Anderson called in to complain about a suspicious man. "He squeezed in beside me next to the yoghurt and started acting very strange!"

Day 157

Counterfeiting. EveryDay Mall. Mrs. Hatch called to complain that the gifts department at the mall was selling counterfeit money. "Fifties and hundreds - hanging right in the window!"

Day 158

Terrorism. City Center. A cafe waiter is reporting an explosion near the entrance to the coffee shop. "There´s more deafening bangs coming from just outside. I even dropped a tray full of coffee."

Drug use. Donutello. An elderly man caught a sight of a man using drugs. "I saw him take a packet of white powder from his pocket."

Day 159

Animal Abuse. Residential Area. Several people in an apartment complex have reported that their cats have gone missing in the stairwell. Carrie Martin, owner of three missing cats, just called in again to complain.

Day 160

Theft. Wise Dragon Restaurant. Mr. Sahin demands that we arrest his waiter. "The slant-eyed basta*d stole the gold cigarette case that I got from my grandfather!"

Days 161 - 180

Day 161

Attempted Carjacking. City Hall (Parking Lot). A passerby noticed a suspicious black man walking around near an expensive car. "Hurry up, before the b*stard steals the thing!"

Day 162

Terrorism. Suburb. Mr. Norris reported an explosion on the street: "I was making a sandwich in the kitchen when I heard a deafening roar."

Animal Assault. Cemetery. An elderly caretaker called the police line, begging for help. "Every full moon, a werewolf visits the cemetery."

Day 163

Missing Person. Forest. A five-year-old girl went missing during a family barbecue in the countryside. "I just looked away for a second and she was gone."

Destruction of Property. Suburb. Retiree Beth Fouch reports that a Viking riding a unicorn is trampling the lilies in her flower beds.

Day 164

Drug Sales. Fleet Street. The gravelly voice of Mrs. Adams just phoned in with a new demand. "There´s brazen black virgins spreading their infection right there in broad daylight."

Bomb Threat. Office Building. A cleaner was mopping her boss´ office, and found a strange bundle of wires sticking out from under the table. "I´m afraid to even move", whispered the woman.

Day 165

Drug Manufacturing. Ghetto. Mrs. Brooks says that her neighbors are growing marijuana. "They´re not even hiding it - they´re growing those evil bushes right in the window!"

Day 166

Attempted Murder. City Center. An old man, looking out his window, saw a woman covered in blood, sitting on the pavement near the "Lucky Colors"- shop.

Day 167

Suspicious Individual. Desire Park. Mrs. Maldonado complained about a suspicious man sitting with his camera in the bushes. "The pervert is photographing little girls!"

Day 168

Suspicious Individual. EveryDay Mall. An elderly woman said she was accosted by someone right in the middle of the mall. "I was approached by strangely dressed man, who offered to help me choose something special for tea."

Day 169

Homicide. Ghetto. A hysterical boy is reporting that a neighbor poisoned his mother. "He came over and poured something into her glass."

Suspicious Individual. Residential Area. A woman reports seeing a "strange man" on the street, who followed her all the way home. "I barely had time to shut the entryway door!"

Day 170

Homicide. Eddie´s burgers. A man was eating a burger at the cafe, started waving his arms in the air and gasping for breath, and then fell to the floor dead.

Day 171

Animal Abuse. Freeburg Zoo. A high-pitched female voice squeaked into the phone, reporting that a man at the zoo was trying to ra*e a giraffe.

Armed Robbery. Boutique. Cynthia Yeager says that right now, six masked men, armed to the teeth, are robbing a jewelry store. "They have scary guns and they´re shooting in all directions!"

Day 172

Drug Trafficking. Suburb. "Hello, please come right away", urges a very agitated man. "There´s an overturned truck in my yard filled with cocaine."

Day 173

Mass Riot. Suburb. Mr. Soldado, in an uneven voice, reported an ongoing riot near his home. "I see from my window a crowd of vile, half-naked midgets from hell raging around in broad daylight."

Day 174

Attempted Murder. Suburb. "My evil twin has snuck into the house and is trying to kill me, so he can take my place!"

Day 175

Noise Complaint. Residential Area. An elderly male said he heard a crowd outside his apartment, people stomping around loudly, along with occasional noises that "sounded like godda*n gunshots".

Day 176

Explosion. Desire Park. A minivan exploded over by the park. We´re getting a lot of conflicting information but a passing teenager swore to God that "it seemed like someone was probably firing shots inside the car".

Extortion. Residential Area. Mrs. Majeed called in a complaint about a man with a shaved head, who regularly extorts money from her. "He comes in the evening, pounds on the door and demands money."

Day 177

Harassment. Entertainment District. Mrs. Abbott called us, saying that grown men are harassing schoolgirls at the swimming pool in broad daylight. "Some pumped up guys in swim trunks were touching the adolescent girls and lying next to them by the pool."

Terror Threat. The Last Picture Show Theater. On the eve of the premiere of The Longest Finger, an anonymous caller threatened that he was going to blow up the hall with all the moviegoers inside.

Day 178

Drug Use. Freeburg High School. Literature teacher Mrs. Gunderson noticed traces of white powder on the backpacks of some of her senior students. "All of them are taking drugs and coming to class stoned!"

Ra*e. University of Freeburg. "Help, Mr. Zambezi ra*ed me!" This desperate call was followed by a terrified woman´s scream from inside a closed auditorium.

13 Comments

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Rhizzy 19 Mar, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Thanks so much for this list, without it the ach would be a huge pain.

TrującaBertha 28 Aug, 2020 @ 3:29am

Can also confirm it works well, also did this along with the no swat, no paddy and answering all legit call.

Always send your low stat officers and the minimum.

lyricists 26 Nov, 2019 @ 11:05pm

Just unlocked the achievement by responding to ALL false alarms, can confirm that this guide works wonderfully

LeCorbeauMoqueur 15 Dec, 2018 @ 3:11pm

Great, thanks s0I

Sol 15 Dec, 2018 @ 3:01pm

@Le Corbeau Solitaire

you should definitely answer all fake calls to receive the achievement "No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥".
the guide ends up serving you to save your best officers, leaving them only for real calls.

LeCorbeauMoqueur 23 Aug, 2018 @ 5:50am

Hello, someone will tell me how to have the trophy "No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥", you have to answer or not the Fake Call? Some guide say no.
Thank you !

Kuro 8 Aug, 2018 @ 5:31pm

Excellent guide, I got the achievement by responding to all fake calls. Thanks! :)

ckleomh 13 Apr, 2018 @ 8:47pm

@shpasic

You need to answer all of them.

shpasic 4 Jan, 2018 @ 1:31am

can anyone, please, clarify which requirements are there for "No Bullsh*t" achievement? do i need to answer all the fake calls or, on the contrary, all fake calls should be avoided (including Dentist case investigation)?

Switzi the Eusko Gudariak 26 Jun, 2017 @ 4:07pm

good job Amfolyytti on making this

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