The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

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How to commit suicide
Door Xantain
These easy steps will teach you how to kill yourself in Morrowind.
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What you need
You'll need a cliff racer and any other hostile creature.
What to do with them
Now you need to put those enemies to use. This part is easy; just try to fight them both at once. As you can see, your chances of surviving are absolute zero.
Congratulations
You have now successfully killed yourself in Morrowind.

Thanks for reading this guide! Make sure to also check out my sarcastic helpful guide on avoiding scams.
174 opmerkingen
Anemoshi 4 jan om 20:19 
@Mayz HA. Oh yeah, it's in Vivec, once you go down to the lowest floor (called Canal Level or something) and then go down farther yet by using the trapdoors. You end up in the sewers. You can also swim in through some of the big grates on the outside of the city.

But anyway, yeah, there's some cult in there that becomes relevant eventually in either the main story or a side quest, can't remember. As a newbie that's just arrived in Vivec for the first few times you get bodied hard, especially in any difficulty higher than Story or Very Easy or whatever this game calls it.

"Anybody stumble into those Daedra cults under this particular big city (those that know, know what I mean)? Ya got into that situation early game and died faster than I could comprehend. That situation had me up against 3 or 4 enemies at the same time. Heck your companions in this game are so dumbed down you are better off alone. Still one of my all time favorites though."
John Shepard 30 dec 2024 om 2:18 
instructions unclear head stuck in pc case.
LexCondran 1 nov 2024 om 21:55 
You Nwah, try stepping foot in tel branora
Mayz 1 nov 2024 om 0:10 
Anybody stumble into those Daedra cults under this particular big city (those that know, know what I mean)? Ya got into that situation early game and died faster than I could comprehend. That situation had me up against 3 or 4 enemies at the same time. Heck your companions in this game are so dumbed down you are better off alone. Still one of my all time favorites though.
Serana Borogroves 6 sep 2024 om 2:45 
I wanted to die in Morrowind, but I kept killing things. I had no idea the problem was me only fighting one at a time! 10/10 Guide
notorious circle jerker 5 jun 2024 om 7:10 
helped so much with my play through who new the secret to enjoying morrowind was killing myself
PPD 20 apr 2024 om 23:07 
Fighting anything other than mudcrabs on normal difficulty for the first 10 levels challenge without spells
Xantain  [auteur] 6 apr 2024 om 14:58 
Omg angry bird finland mentioned
Limpy 6 apr 2024 om 14:48 
Also works in real life, with angry birds.
Norinia 19 mrt 2024 om 12:02 
The man speaks nothing but the truth.