The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

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How to commit suicide
By Xantain
These easy steps will teach you how to kill yourself in Morrowind.
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What you need
You'll need a cliff racer and any other hostile creature.
What to do with them
Now you need to put those enemies to use. This part is easy; just try to fight them both at once. As you can see, your chances of surviving are absolute zero.
Congratulations
You have now successfully killed yourself in Morrowind.

Thanks for reading this guide! Make sure to also check out my sarcastic helpful guide on avoiding scams.
174 Comments
Anemoshi 4 Jan @ 8:19pm 
@Mayz HA. Oh yeah, it's in Vivec, once you go down to the lowest floor (called Canal Level or something) and then go down farther yet by using the trapdoors. You end up in the sewers. You can also swim in through some of the big grates on the outside of the city.

But anyway, yeah, there's some cult in there that becomes relevant eventually in either the main story or a side quest, can't remember. As a newbie that's just arrived in Vivec for the first few times you get bodied hard, especially in any difficulty higher than Story or Very Easy or whatever this game calls it.

"Anybody stumble into those Daedra cults under this particular big city (those that know, know what I mean)? Ya got into that situation early game and died faster than I could comprehend. That situation had me up against 3 or 4 enemies at the same time. Heck your companions in this game are so dumbed down you are better off alone. Still one of my all time favorites though."
John Shepard 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:18am 
instructions unclear head stuck in pc case.
LexCondran 1 Nov, 2024 @ 9:55pm 
You Nwah, try stepping foot in tel branora
Mayz 1 Nov, 2024 @ 12:10am 
Anybody stumble into those Daedra cults under this particular big city (those that know, know what I mean)? Ya got into that situation early game and died faster than I could comprehend. That situation had me up against 3 or 4 enemies at the same time. Heck your companions in this game are so dumbed down you are better off alone. Still one of my all time favorites though.
Serana Borogroves 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:45am 
I wanted to die in Morrowind, but I kept killing things. I had no idea the problem was me only fighting one at a time! 10/10 Guide
notorious circle jerker 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:10am 
helped so much with my play through who new the secret to enjoying morrowind was killing myself
PPD 20 Apr, 2024 @ 11:07pm 
Fighting anything other than mudcrabs on normal difficulty for the first 10 levels challenge without spells
Xantain  [author] 6 Apr, 2024 @ 2:58pm 
Omg angry bird finland mentioned
Limpy 6 Apr, 2024 @ 2:48pm 
Also works in real life, with angry birds.
Norinia 19 Mar, 2024 @ 12:02pm 
The man speaks nothing but the truth.