Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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So to start off, CS:GO is an amazing game. Great skill based fps. Now that that is out of the way. Left me tell you about all the bad things about CS:GO. It sucks. Not skill based. You must rely on the roll of the dice to win. So I'm going to teach you how to roll those dice.
   
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Intro
So to start off, CS:GO is an amazing game. Great skill based fps. Now that that is out of the way. Left me tell you about all the bad things about CS:GO. It sucks. Not skill based. You must rely on the roll of the dice to win. So I'm going to teach you how to roll those dice.
Hand placement
Always grip the mouse with both hands. Many pros have millions of hours practicing one hand combat. You're not a pro...yet.
Foot placement
Always keep your balls and toes flat on the floor at all times. No cross legging, cross crossing, or cross crissing.
Butt placement
You might think this is not important, but the glutes get you the kills. Always keep a steady weight on each cheek. Protects from butt fatigue.
Rest of body placement
Head - Always look forward, even if your monitor is behind you.

Neck - Muscly at all times.

Shoulders - Flexed for the girls.

Fingers - 10 and 2.

Arms - Loosey goosey. Stay relaxed here.

Rest of body - Not important.
Moving on
Now that you now body placement, lets move on to fragging nice and hard.

Make sure if you see someone shoot them, even if they're behind walls. People will call you a cheater and boost your confidence and ELO.

Always reload. never wanna be caught without bullets. Common cents.

Run everywhere. Yeah stealth may help a bit, but a walking target is an easy target.
More will be added soon...
...but for now this should be good. Go get em tiger.



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4 Comments
wolt 3 May, 2021 @ 5:26pm 
this guide got me out of silver
Hydra 22 Mar, 2017 @ 7:29am 
What genius made this?!?!?! I went from global to global over a 5 year period
HOLY SHIT IM SILVER 3 NOW TY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whett 21 Mar, 2017 @ 4:13pm 
this hlep me allot! I rank from noga 2 all way suporeme overnite!!!