"<Ring Announcer>
Stop, hey what's that sound, Me thinks something big is going down.
In the Blue corner, Madame de Crabby Gash and the Master of the Reach around Mani Hans, In the Red Corner we have A cringing chicken, who desperately needs something better then an axe in a behemoth battle.

Do you have any last words?

<cringing chicken> just stay here I'll be back in a minute...(tyres screech in the distance)

<Ring Announcer>Ah ok, I think I left the stove on.

Cannibals start snacking on the audience and Hannibal get in invite to the long pig Buffet"