Greetings fellas today me and Miomiowski are going to tell you the secrets of how to be an annoying player on casual servers. So what are you wating for wigler? Lets us begin! (we are not responsible for any damage caused by this guide, including 5th degree burns and/or dismemberment)

Be a n00b, and try to talk like an 10 year old. This will in most cases cause the level of cortisol in your victims' brains to rise suddently, causing them to be more nervous and more suggestive to talk...I mean rage through voice chat.

Another thing is to always use a crutch weapon of your choice, choises available:

• Force-A-Nature (simple and effective, the most powerfull while in australium form while wearing Lime Scout loadout)
  
• Crit'o Cola (needless to say, it kills the enemy while even AFK)
  
• Phlog (not that effective as it was back in the day during Phlog Break Update, but its still annoying as ♥♥♥♥)
  
• Vaccinator (you need some pocket Froyotech sniper to get it to work, but I think that it shouldn't be a problem for you)
  
• Reserve Shooter (YESYESYEYSYEYSYEYSYYEYEYEYE)
  
• Darwin's Shield (Vaccinator Medic/skill needed)
  
• Sticky Bomb Laucher (ｓｐａｍ)

Use your mic and be as loud as you can. The best penetration for ears is high and sharp music, i recomend to use heavy metal or Jacob Santoro's music videos.

Also make sure that your mic looks like utter ♥♥♥♥ so that the sound will be higher than 3000 db. Your mic should look like that:

Say ''I pray to allah, I like mlg no scope ♥♥♥♥♥ dank harambes, there is no God, ♥♥♥♥♥ is a good guy, women should have no rights etc. (everything that can potentially offend everyone on the server)''. Causing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is the most important thing as an no-life homestuck ♥♥♥♥ annoying player.

• First get an australium Axtinguisher then buy an strange Killstreak, and put it on your sexy weapon.
  
• GET REKT by an 10 year old kid
  
• say thats unfair
  
• Be mad
  
• UNINSTALL TF2

1. Get an australium snip0r riffle
   
2. Use IT to annoy kids that cant play TF2
   
3. SCREAM in the mic and say GET REKT!!!!
   
4. Then get killed by a Soilder
   
5. UNINSTALL TF2

1. Get an Collector"s Proffesional killstreak Lunch n Load
   
2. Use an grenade launcher instead
   
3. Rek an Pro gamer say YOU GOT REKT! in the chat.
   
4. Make sure he calls you an FP2 or tryhard.
   
5. Get rekt by the Pro.
   
6. UNNINSTALL TF2