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How to: Make Mi Goreng
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This is how you properly make Indomie Mi Goreng, a popular Indonesian instant noodle product. You can microwave or use a kettle to cook the noodles in the bowl, at the cost of being a major ♥♥♥♥ing loser. It is loaded with palmolein oil, MSG, saturated fat and sodium. MMMMMMM o yeahhh ♥♥♥♥ me daddy
   
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Ingredients & Utilities
Utilities
1x plate/bowl
1x fork
1x saucepan
1x small frying pan (ideally an egg frying pan)
1x collander

Ingredients:
1x packet of Indomie Mi Goreng
1x egg
Some cooking oil for the egg
Method
Add 400mL of tap water to a saucepan, and bring to the boil on a stove.

While you wait for the water to boil, add all the seasoning packets onto a plate, and mix.

Heat some oil on the small frying pan, and crack an egg into it when it is hot enough.

As soon as the water is boiled, add the noodle block in, and press it down with a fork so it becomes submerged in the water.

Check the underside of the egg, and flip it when you think it is ready. (unless you like it sunny side up)

Un-fold the noodle block with a fork and stir it a little. (It is essentially a long rectangular block that’s folded, so you want to unfold it to its full length)

Cook the noodles for a total time of 3 minutes, or till your desired chewiness

Pour the hot water and noodles into a collander in the sink and shake around a bit to drain excess water.

Turn the heat off for the frying pan, move the frying pan to a separate stove.

Pour the noodles into the plate and mix it around till the sauce is evenly distributed.

Chuck the egg on top and you’re done

Tips and tricks
Only pu$$ies break the noodle block. Keep it in one portion thanks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You can also add vegetables to give it some (hah) sort of nutritional values, just cut up whatever vegetables you want and fry it in a pan.

Eating this whilst playing will turn you into a asian and will make you rankup to global in just a week
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17 Comments
s1mp 10 Jan, 2021 @ 11:51pm 
fuck u
grh 16 Dec, 2017 @ 6:35pm 
mie boiled gimana caranya om?
J. Jahaato 22 Nov, 2017 @ 5:16am 
Before trying this: Indomie can cause serious addiction, extreme cases show that a college student could eat 30 packages less than a week
soft n wet 15 Oct, 2017 @ 3:32pm 
wott lmao, i will make one now
Brunnhilde 16 Sep, 2017 @ 8:32pm 
Instuctions unclear Dick stuck in the noodle packet
6locc 6a6y 7 Aug, 2017 @ 7:01am 
PROUD TO BE INDONESIAN
6locc 6a6y 4 Aug, 2017 @ 3:23am 
NICE
Midnight Crumpet 5 Apr, 2017 @ 7:33am 
Sorry, I prefer the Maggi Fusian Mi Goreng Soy & Mild spice noodles, though these are cheaper and you get more in them.
Doug Judy 4 Apr, 2017 @ 7:56pm 
Thankyou for helping me feed myself during these school holidays.
HeN [ ROAD TO GLOBAL ELITE ] 3 Apr, 2017 @ 7:06pm 
WTF IS THIS WKWKWKWK