"Some dude said Medic doesn't suit me as a character but Scout does
So I was like "Aw sheet dude why"
And he was like "Look at you you're too skinny for doc dude"
So I was like "Sheet I don't wanna be Scoot anyway"
But he was like "Naw dude you already are"

So there's the end of the story of how I became a Scooty-boy, folks
🐱
💃"