k first u gotta get ur pajamas
step 1 - go to target
(i dont kno if they have pajamas anywhere else so u will have to look maybe)
step 2 - go to pajama section
step 3 - put pajamas in bag
step 4 - successfully shoplift pajamas

hey good job there you just bought ur pajamas
btw if you end up getting arrested then just try again in a different target u will get it eventually

hey good job there thats a nice looking pajamas you got
alright now lets put em on
step 1- take off ur shoes
step 2- take off ur pants
step 3- lick a carrot
step 4- take off ur shirt
woah thats a lot of work lets take a break
step 4.5-take a fat-kid-kidnapping break session
alright back to perjermers
step 5- take stolen pajamas out of bag (keep any fat kids in the bag)
step 6- put on pajamas
lookin good there now u kno how to wear pajamas have fun with ur new pajama life u can get all the ladies now

his name is jeff he is pretty cool but not really because he tried to touch my butt he is good friends with my mom they both work at the same place (sams club) jk jeff wishes he could work at sams club one time he stopped us in the car and asked us if we had any cocaine and we said no but we were acually carrying a ton in the back if you would like a guide all about jeff let me know in the comments below ok bye




<---jeff at the bus stop



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