A Sea Bear has the body of a Piranha, with clawed fins. It has the head and upper body of a bear. It is a fearsome sight to behold.

Most times of the year, Sea Bears are relatively docile and won't come out of their habitats. But due to global warming , Sea Bears have begun to roam more often.

During the period of time where they are out and about, Sea Bears can easily be antagonized by many things. Some of the common ones are listed below.

Waving a flashlight back and forth really fast
Running
Limping
Crawling
Wearing a Sombrero in a goofy fashion
Playing a Clarinet badly
Typing Like This With The First Letter Of Every Word Capitalized

Several factors are known to 100% attract a Sea Bear.

Cubed Cheese
Screeching like a Chimpanzee (most 12 year olds with microphones can simulate this quite well)
Wearing a Hoop Skirt

Sea Bears are fearsome. But Hitler was also fearsome, and eventually he was defeated. Hence, sea bears should also be defeatable.

The most popular methods used by experts to fend themselves against Sea Bears is the Anti Sea Bear Safety-Circle.
This involves carving an absolutely perfect circle in the ground and standing in the middle of the circle.


IMPORTANT
An oval will not work
It has to be a perfect circle. An oval will in fact serve to antagonize the Sea Bear further and this can result in dire consequences.

A simpler, albeit riskier method of avoiding contact is by WALKING CALMLY away. Running, Limping or Crawling will not suffice, as aforementioned, it would only anger the Sea Bear more.

A passive method is for the Sea Bear to not dislike you. This decreases the probability of a Sea Bear singling you out for attack.

I believe in there being a reason for my existence. When I suffered terrible injuries from a Sea Bear attack, I swore that no one else should have to feel the same pain that I did. This had hence led me to write this Survival Manual. I would like to acknowledge some advice given to me from several very important individuals.

James Wright - First man to discover a Sea Bear
NatJosh - Founder of the Safety Circle
Lucas Giles - First man to be killed in a Sea Bear related incident
Kyak Salik - First woman to be killed in a Sea Bear related incident
Kieren _____ - My faithful companion during the expedition that resulted in my injury
Robert Karstark - Kieran's secretary that helped to plan the expedition
Matt of East Australia - the man who saved me from a horrid fiery death



With my acknowledgements given, I proudly wish that what I have said will prove useful to you, dear reader, at some point in your life.