The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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11 ноем. 2016 в 20:07
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Several Very Large Cows

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has a very nasty habit of leaving the world void of any high quality cows. Or, for that matter, any cows at all. I've noticed that many times. In fact, once, I tried to make a mod about cows, but I couldn't test it to see if it worked because I couldn't find a single cow. And I'm sure that plenty of fellow admirers of the game have realized this flaw, as well. Alas, I have good news for you all! You need not look around endlessly for a single, low quality cow; for now, you need simply go to Dragonsreach in Whiterun. I've successfully added several cows that are unnaturally large, even larger than they normally are, to the main part of the castle. You will be happy to know that now you don't need to do anything special to summon one - all you need to do is to go to Dragonsreach, and that's it. And then, finally, you can admire your beautiful calf. Sadly, however, you're unable to kill the cows. I consider it useless to have cows in Skyrim to admire if all one is going to do is rid the world of them anyway. Enjoy.




Check out my YouTube channel! I'd like to say my videos are pretty funny if you'd like to laugh (and I also do Skyrim videos sometimes): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW2w3_9OO9SxZudOzi3dVLw
5 коментара
Mcguffin 8 дек. 2016 в 3:01 
This mod is the best mod to ever mod
RustedCutlass717 16 ноем. 2016 в 21:26 
What even? I LOVE IT!
Chocolate Milk  [автор] 15 ноем. 2016 в 17:18 
Thank you, Dickemdown. I sincerely appreciate the way you've made me appreciate your appreciation to my appreciative work. I appreciate it.
JeeZee 15 ноем. 2016 в 4:28 
can i just congratulate you on single handedly improving my skyrim experience but roughly 200%. when i found 'the bows are fucking broken mod' i looked through your list of workshop items and subbed to every single one. keep doing what youre doing and bringing bullshittery and madness to skyrim
Nautilus 13 ноем. 2016 в 9:30 
ok?