Team Fortress 2

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The Ancient Technique Of Pootis Pow!
By Landeyx
Pootis Pow take skill and training, once mastered it's fun to use, and very powerful.
My name is Landeyx, and today I will bring you a guide on how to Pootis Pow... Hands ready, read the guide and Pow! everyone you see!
   
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The Hell Is "Pootis Pow"?
Pootis Pow is a melee taunt for the heavy, which will kill an opponent you targeted at when starting the taunt by pressing G once (twice if you have other taunts equpped).
The taunt deals 1500, which kills everything. As I mentionned before it only kills the oponnent you targeted at. The taunt will only be played when in melee stance, and having equipped the normal fists or holiday punch (reskins like the saxxy, pan, golden pan, crossing guard and prinny machette count too)
However, the word "Pootis" from "Put Dispenser Here" can be used whilst making the taunt can be placed between your preparation, and the POW!

Now, young apprentice, if you listen carefully and practice, you will feel the Pootis energy flow through you, and be wiple to wipe out opponents in a much cooler manner than just "Pow."

In the end, you will be like this:

SO GO READ MY LESSONS DAMN IT!
POOTIS POW!
Pootis Pow-ing is fairly easy (at least for me because I'm the sensei)

First of all, you need to get the feel. Learn the moment of your head when the heavy is gonna lift his arm, a millisecond before that moment, you need to Pow!

I'll explain it in a few steps...

1: Press X so the menu with the "Place a dispenser here" option becomes visible
2: Press G to start the taunt
3: A millisecond before the heavy lifts his arm to pow (I suggest counting to three real fast or to two) press 5
4: DONE! You must've Pootis Pow-ed now!

This may look easy, but getting the feel of it is hard, when I trained myself to do this I got alot of Poot Pows! and Pootispen Pows! Once you've accomplished getting the right feeling, you can go and POW! the entire world!


Suggestions For Pow-ing and Trolling
As I mentionned before, the person you targeted gets killed when you Pow, however, some will not see this coming if they stand on a ladge, since the taunt doesn't look to go up. You can snipe-pow people and Pow someone from under him, whilst he thinks you're gonna Pow the wall.

My suggested loadout for Pow-ing is:


You should use the Holiday Punch to "Backpunch" people, this will let them laugh so you have time to Pootis-Pow the opponent! You can also try to crit them, and it's been proven melee weapons get more crits. Last option is to target heavies who also have the Holiday Punch out, which can lead to intense battles!
Photos!


Conclusion
I came on the idea of this guide when I was Pootis Pow-ing some people on Suijin, others joined in and I learned them how to do it.
I wanted to share my tips to the rest of the community, and hope you liked the guide. Leave a thumbs up if you did!

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66 Comments
Cat Is D 10 Nov, 2023 @ 12:02pm 
Pootis
WelcuM 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:14am 
playing scary game...

*hear footsteps*
*look behind you(omg it is heavy coming RUNN!!!)
Nooooo Heavy is faster than you keep RUNNİNG!!!
(meanwhile heavy jumpscares you)
POOTTIS POW!!!!!
Snarky 3 Feb, 2022 @ 6:49am 
pootis
kerooool 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28am 
mmm pootis
Üç Paşa 15 Aug, 2021 @ 4:39am 
yes
RaGeQuitninja 14 Jun, 2021 @ 11:34pm 
THAT WORKS AND LOADOUT IS BEST FOR THAT WORK
Evaboy 26 Apr, 2021 @ 5:30am 
Y E S
Circlefly_ 12 Feb, 2021 @ 1:38pm 
Pow.
Kimarnic 8 Oct, 2020 @ 4:22am 
still amazing, pootis pow
PPmancer 5 Aug, 2020 @ 8:50am 
great yes great