Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

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By [NąviǥąƮǿř] | Zleeb and 2 collaborators
   
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GUIDE
Hey you might think dis is a som kind of ♥♥♥♥♥ old game with Vikings and ♥♥♥♥ but no dis is a mmo rpg game with tanks mages and assassins. Oh your probely thinkin to urself "how da ♥♥♥♥ do i git gud in dis mmo rpg" well its very simpel if you just do som stuff (glitching) you get op as ♥♥♥♥. Well now you probably want to know how ta ♥♥♥♥ can dis ♥♥♥♥♥ pirate becom de most op ♥♥♥♥ ever its very simpel if you use the pistol and Molotov you can becom a fire mage

FIRE MAGE












DAMAGE DEALERS:


TANKS:






and you say Viking I say tank with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying ass sheild dat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can block milijons of attacks att the same time yes dis is retarded but dats not averyfing.
You see we got dis assassin with duel jump and your probely like duel jump its ♥♥♥♥ but not in dis game you can clime many spots. Thx to the dubel jump de assassin is the most deadlyest class in dis game.


AVOID




THERE IS MORE
Well you probely are like "im going to buy dis amazon mmo rpg gam" but before you spend your money on dis gam.



U nid to nov that wen u pley dis gam i nid to tel u abot som stuf. At de start the clans wil beat your ass so you cant sleep at night. The knights and the samuray r kanser n pisses of ♥♥♥♥ i mean dis classes r för u at de start. De gods i talked abot kan be kanser 2 but dey kan be rely gud allys so u ned to befrend dem. If you finde a god there often playing kights but som r playin as perets. Nov lets talk abot de wapons. Normaly a samuray or knight will pick the katana or sword but no in dis godlike mmo rpg gam only n00bs use the normal swords n katanas.

A WILD SPARTA appeared



If u wan to be gud nd not nubb then de samurays use the nodashi, the kinghts will pick a litle spike club fing, perets wil use fire spells and dis dont sound so bad but a long wapon and 360-420s is the canser of chivilary and the litle spike club fing is like trying to counter a knife with your hands i can tell you its not fun. But dont worry atlest de assasin knight and samuray got no spear. Lik gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on of a ♥♥♥♥♥ spartans do. De spers r kanser wen you get close to de sper you will die in a blink of eye and your probely telin urself "but but wat are we suppost to do were not gods, we wont survive" well thers one way type Votekick and find the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name and do confirm (number) and den u tel everion in shat "VOTE YES, HE IS HACKING: WALLHAX, AIMBOT N SPEDHAX" and then his gone for a couple of minets but wen his back ): you probely guesst it wen you kick a god his going to go on a rampege before hi fels like you are allowd to live so buying dis game is like buying hell in a nuttshell
AND MORE
So if u did buy dis game and r getting pretty good, enjoying de comunity den ur probely need to join a clan. Lik evri rpg n mmo gam ders mulitpul options we got de: [EB], [ηVs], ℭ℘τ. NąviǥąƮǿř and the Φ and ur probely never going to get in to one off dis clans so ur probely going to make ur own or have one with your frends.


But theres one problem dis is a mmo meaning dat clans are allys and enemys and if your going to go in with your litle clan your going to get wipe out like bug but dont worry if one off dis clans r ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ur life dont worry the enemys of dat clan are going to destroy u also. Hav fun and dont forget to nevr pick sparta becus i will votekick u untill i never see you agen. Personally I'm 9 years old and I'm playing this game for the first time. I hope we can all have fun playing this game together! :D

"Best guide ever" - IGN "Truly eye opening guide" - Rock, Paper, Shotgun

"Never seen a more beautiful guide" - Optic "10/10 guide, truly touched our hearts" - GameStop







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16 Comments
Lasse  [author] 4 Apr, 2017 @ 9:37am 
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Stahleis 31 Dec, 2016 @ 7:24am 
RETARDED SHIT GUIDE
ℭ℘τ. KarolHippyman 22 Oct, 2016 @ 12:10pm 
Le penis. And also dicke and balls
Kropolis 23 Sep, 2016 @ 3:32pm 
after playing with pirate quite a bit i can safely say that spartans are broken ganking pussies.
[NąviǥąƮǿř] | Zleeb  [author] 23 Sep, 2016 @ 6:55am 
plz rate and favorit
Kropolis 22 Sep, 2016 @ 4:59pm 
but wut bout pirats
Lost and Damned 19 Sep, 2016 @ 2:23pm 
sparta is a powa
Lasse  [author] 19 Sep, 2016 @ 2:59am 
Plz shov ur frends
Noobs03 18 Sep, 2016 @ 10:26am 
9/11 IGN Bush did Harambe Harambe did 9/11 Bush is Harambe confirmed
Mary 17 Sep, 2016 @ 7:51am 
nigger game