100% Orange Juice

100% Orange Juice

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Shaorune <3
By 「Shaorune Segs Brutal」
A basic guide to show you how to become a real pro Wjbu Anime player in 100%OJ
   
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Introduction
This game is:
  • 100% Luck
  • 100% Skill
  • 100% Concentrated power of will
  • 100% Pleasure
  • 100% Pain
  • 100% Will get you addicted to Orange Juice

    Seriously! For me this is one of the best board game i have ever played in my life.Its like anime girl have sex with heartstone,monopoly,RNGesus,Satan and BAM! 100%OJ was born


To become an 'anime' player
Step One
First, you need an Animu Steam profile with your favorite Waifu
Here is the best example(!)

   
Step Two
Choose some Animu name for your Steam account.
᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌
᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌
᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌᠌ ᠌
Step Three
Fill your 100% Orange Juice's artwork with your favorites Waifu pictures

Step Four
Use Japanese words like "Sugoi", "Senpai", "Kimochi", etc.. when talking to people
Single-Player
  • Put your settings to Ultra so you can enjoy your waifu in HD 4K


  • Set your in-game name to something about Animu


  • Play the Single-player on EXTREME diffculty. So you can learn the easy part of this game before f*cking up everyone in Multiplayer


  • If you want to become a pro in this game, you need to finish the Single-player mode before playing in the multiplayer. Unless you can't even win in Single-player, then you suck...

Multiplayer
►After playing in Single-player mode, go to shop and buy all of your favorite Waifus

Recommended Waifus
  • QP
  • Poppo
  • ???

    ►Now pick your game














    ►Since you are trying to be a pro Animu player in 100% Orange Juice, bring all your sh*tty card to p*ss everyone up and focus on collecting stars, it's the easiest and most effective way to become a Pro.














    ►After joining a server, make sure everyone know you're an Animu player, remember to start using Japanese word






    ►When you playing the game, you should go for star normas. Never go for win norma because
    you are an Animu player, so you don't want to see your Waifus fighting with each other













    ►But if the other player still trying to attack you, defend your Waifu with all you got









    ►After defeating your opponent's Waifu, always type in the chat "Arigatou Gozaimasu Onii-chan, thank you for the stars"










    That's all I got to teach you about the gameplay, and now to the final step....
Your Profit?
Congratulations! Now you have successfully become a real pro Animu player and maybe questioning life right now
Finally
  • Don't forget to open your favorite Animu songs while playing 100% Orange Juice
    (This is a Vocaloid song though)

    And thank you all for reading this horrible guide, I can't believe you actually read all of this
DISCLAIMER!
This is a funny guide for 100% Orange Juice, don't take anything here seriously (o‿<)
Special thanks
Special thanks to http://steamproxy.net/id/DocterBox for help fixing some issues by this trash in this guide


And of course, thank you for reading, rating and sharing this guide (✿◠‿◠)
55 Comments
𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 26 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51pm 
:scheart:
moekyunkawaii 15 Jun, 2023 @ 12:26pm 
before having read this guide I didn't go outside after having read this guide I still didn't go outside.
Warg 11 Mar, 2021 @ 10:00pm 
sugoi guidu desuu~!
「Shaorune Segs Brutal」  [author] 26 Oct, 2020 @ 7:45am 
@Juko the account owner sold his account to me, i can do what i want. Since you said you don't want to have anything to do with this i kicked you out ok?
Juko 25 Oct, 2020 @ 12:48am 
>rename and change pic of the guide to some fucking furry
>kick me from the guide I created
i see, your retardedness level has transcended from third dimension. you fucking furry faggot
Poplar Lover 17 Jan, 2020 @ 8:33pm 
QP is OP
Void 17 Dec, 2019 @ 8:49pm 
damn, I just got this game, and somehow won a $10,000 Orange Juice tournament by following this guide +rep
Decim 6 Mar, 2019 @ 5:29am 
RESPECT Bro...
Cegopi 8 Sep, 2018 @ 6:38am 
nacchi 11 Jul, 2018 @ 7:41am