Last night you snuck in my house, I was sleeping in bed. You drew your gun, shot at my head, But I turned around and slaughtered you instead. (Bonus) What's that, I hear? Ghostly voices in the air You were a towny, you say? War vets don't care.

Back in 'Nam we called fools like you the "Gad Dam Vietnamese"... and then we killed them.

I'M HAVING 'NAM FLASHBACKS!

GET OFF MY LAWN!

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

Good morning. Today, we regret to inform you that D.E.A.T.H services have kicked in and (XXX) was executed for the following reason(s): ( ) Didn't claim ( ) Acted suspicious ( ) Confessed ( ) Other: If you have any complaints, redirect any messages to 1-800-MED. If you would like to be revived or believe this was a mistake, redirect your messages to 1-800-RET. Regards, The Jailor

I don't care if you're a thug, use black magic, are a bloodsucking lunatic, or have a death wish. A nice, shiny bullet kills you just the same.

Once you're in it you are in it for life, a pact made with your blood as a seal, they'll slaughter your family and your wife, for no one is exempt from the mafioso kill.

Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Take comfort in knowing that I will use your powers in ways you could have never imagined.

THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE! As well as the rest of the town.

Kiss my Arseonist.

Sorry, dropped my mixtape.

Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burnin'! To mass fires, yes! One hundred stories high People gettin' loose y'all gettin' down on the roof Do you hear? (The folks are flaming) Folks were screamin' out of control It was so entertainin' when the boogie started to explode I heard somebody say Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! Burn that mama down Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! Burn baby burn! Burn that mama down Burnin'!

Hotter than the sun Feel my fire Pyromaniac: my desire Thought that you could see the truth 'Til I just burned down the booth Human Torch can’t ♥♥♥♥ with me Johnny Blaze (you can switch the name to whowever you want to mock :P) : Suspect B Strike 'em quick, lightning fast Melt them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down to ash Gasoline, kerosene Strike the match, ignite the scene ♥♥♥♥ will never be the same Feel the fury of my flame Beg for mercy: it won’t help Embrace the ending you were dealt Seems you ♥♥♥♥♥ will never learn Now sit back and watch me burn

IT was a special pleasure to see things eaten, to see things blackened and changed. With the brass nozzle in his fists, with this great python spitting its venomous kerosene upon the world, the blood pounded in his head, and his hands were the hands of some amazing conductor playing all the symphonies of blazing and burning to bring down the tatters and charcoal ruins of history. With his symbolic helmet numbered 451 on his stolid head, and his eyes all orange flame with the thought of what came next, he flicked the igniter and the house jumped up in a gorging fire that burned the evening sky red and yellow and black. He strode in a swarm of fireflies. He wanted above all, like the old joke, to shove a marshmallow on a stick in the furnace, while the flapping pigeon-winged books died on the porch and lawn of the house.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! It was me. I did.

Beware of dog

Bork Bork Bork Sorry if I gave you fleas... or ringworm.

Needs salt.

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Off to kill I go! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Off to jail I go! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Up the steps I go! Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Down to hell I go!

(xxx) is a stupid name. Your name is now Jegs. Suck it Jegs.

Here, hold my knife.

Death is the termination of all biological functions that sustain a living organism. Phenomena which commonly bring about death include biological aging (senescence), predation, malnutrition, suicide, homicide, starvation, dehydration, and accidents or trauma resulting in terminal injury.[1] Bodies of living organisms begin to decompose shortly after death.

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