Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Maining a class
By Fosh Susho
So you want to main a class but don't know what to choose?
I don't think this guide is going to help but you can read it anyway.
   
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Scout
Requirements:
1-You need to be a generic tf2 player thinking he is the Aim God
2-You need to be maximum 12 years old
3-NEVER say anything good to your teammates
4-Salt needs to be pouring through your eyes
Soldier
Requirements:
1-Learn how to aim in the general direction of your enemy
2-Be american(for roleplaying purposes)

Advanced:
1-Learn to predict the enmemy's direction for airshots
2-Build an altar with at least 15 America's flags for maximum soldier performance
Pyro
Requirements:
1-Learn to airblast
2-Learn to shoot players in the air after airblast
3-Help engineers by spy-checking, hitting a sapped sentry with homewrecker
4-Airblast teammates
5-Learn to deflect rock....
6-Aw ♥♥♥♥ it just go forward and press mouse 1
Demoman
Requirements:
1-Equip any shield... oh wait demoknights are dead
2-Equip the stickie bomb launcher (preferably an australium version) and never use anything else to kill.
Heavy
Requirements:
1-Have a severe case of multiple personality disorder
2-One of the personalities is a friendly, harmless heavy better known as "hoovy"
3-The other one is the angry heavy; after a "hoovy" is attacked, he will enter the rage mode, killing, maiming and punching every single person he meets, including family,enemies,teammates and even his pocket medics.
Engineer
Requirements:
1-Learn to build teleporters
2-Learn to build dispensers
3-Learn to build sentries
4-Go watch a Delfy video on how to get a sentry to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ place and sit back and laugh
Medic
Requirements:
1-Your teammates will leave you behind
2-Your teammates will sacrifice you
3-Your teammates won't save you
4-Good luck anyway
Sniper
Requirements:
1-Within maximum 1 hour of starting tf2, you need to buy a machina
2-Equip the machina
3-Bodyshot until enemies start swearing in the chat
Spy
Requirements:
1-Need ambassador
2-Play against free-to-plays who don't even know that there exists a spy class
3-Practice trick-stabs on tr_walkway
4-Atempt to do a trick-stab on a pub, fail miserably, get killed by a crit, doesn't matter you have dead ringer
5-Repeat step 4
9 Comments
bill 18 Jun, 2021 @ 8:16am 
this guide teached me how to sex
Fosh Susho  [author] 28 Dec, 2018 @ 11:48am 
That's ok just main the random class, by far the most balanced one
vapor 28 Dec, 2018 @ 11:41am 
6 months of playing TF2 with no idea what to main, this guide helped me more than any guide I had ever found on Google, even though I still have no clue what to main.
tax evader 8 Jul, 2017 @ 3:02am 
This guide here helped me with my spy, better than any guide for spy,even mrpaladin's
DerpyGoomba 19 Dec, 2016 @ 1:56pm 
11/10 ign
Kha'ak 5 Oct, 2016 @ 4:42am 
M8 / 10

would main
Pivínko Gaming 23 Aug, 2016 @ 11:56am 
"for roleplaying purposes"
kek'd
Fosh Susho  [author] 23 Jul, 2016 @ 1:29am 
No kabado i actually main the random class.
Au temps pour moi. 22 Jul, 2016 @ 11:39am 
I'm confused because you tell how to main the nine classes, which suppose you are not maining as no class get more attention than the others, whereas you're actually maining......
0/10 too confusing for no-mainers.