Yes, you're part of this too. Nobody cares about your upcoming title Epikk MLG Counter-Strike Roblox XXX Adventures though.

Hello

As of now you are probably trying to enjoy a lovely free game. I probably am too.
You should however be aware there's a lot of (capitalist-fed) liberals out there to get you.
This guide will walk you through all the social, financial, and mental struggles of pirating games, as well as my favorite recipe for yummy Banana Cream Pie.

Chances are, you probably downloaded this thing from some seedy (not-so-european) website, and chances are, you might've dragged along more than you anticipated.
While a reasonably big pile of trust has been amassed over the past decades in this field, the possibility that you've been infected with whatever exotic kind of virus, is still right there around the corner. Peer-to-peer downloads are statistically more likely to be legit, but even those have to be linked to from somewhere. There's a whole lot of crazy weird sites out there, that even with an adblocker will still make you feel uncomfortable. Even if the download itself was legit, it might be the site contaminated your dear computer with whatever kind of pollutant might be out there.
So just get a decent antivirus like Malwarebytes and perhaps create some system restore points before running anything you downloaded.

If you are reading this you are most likely "playing" "Spacewar".
While most people will probably believe you, Valve will not. Do not underestimate all the data being kept on you. You are doing this through Steam for christ's sake. They know whatever they have to know.

If you live in a backwards chill country like mine, then you're most likely getting away with it. It's going to take years, maybe decades, depending on where, before any proper e-government/police is established and they are even remotely capable of accusing you of anything. And by that time you'll be out of here anyway; you promised yourself, right?

HOWEVER, if your country has a modernized law on digital property a dystopian future around the corner like the Unites States of Alcatraz, you better be real effin' careful, Sonny Boy. The long black dingus of the law is already wrapping itself around you, and you better quit doing this stuff right away. Though it's probably too late already.

just watch the video for instructions, damnit
Rest In Piece, Pete Burns