Unturned

Unturned

71 ratings
how to breathe
By 76561198097082354 and 1 collaborators
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first step
get out of your home,start making friends become more famous
2 step
when you are famous you should get a girl to become more popular
then learn russian and play dota all day да
how to breathe you say? it will be in next episode of dragon ball z so just listen to my erotical stories with a onion
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SUMMON THE DEMONS THEY WILL HELP YOU MAKE OXYGEN
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you used satan to make oxygen now you have no soul and die
great now you wont breathe
\/ microvaw users
1 step
if you use microwave you must be sure to not put normal onions into the microwave you need an onion from chernobyl
2 step
when you microwave the onion be sure to not wear a gasmask and inhale all the smoke coming out of the microwave
3 step
now u high as fook and burn your eyes with the onion,now u can succefuly breathe with your spine broken
56 Comments
76561198097082354  [author] 9 Jul, 2022 @ 5:20pm 
to smakowicie
Your New Character 5 Jul, 2022 @ 6:14am 
still works in 2022
Cucag 16 Aug, 2017 @ 7:45pm 
this worked!
i've waited for this for SO FRECKING LONG SINCE THE DAWN OF HUMANITY
thx (kill me plz)
Commandertoblow 5 Jan, 2017 @ 8:47am 
0/1000000
JohnnyTuxen 22 Oct, 2016 @ 7:45am 
i leik chickens
76561198097082354  [author] 6 Oct, 2016 @ 9:28am 
thanks
filipe 6 Oct, 2016 @ 9:00am 
-1/10
76561198097082354  [author] 20 Aug, 2016 @ 5:47am 
kill me
P1gn0 9 Aug, 2016 @ 9:00am 
10/10 guide
76561198097082354  [author] 17 Jul, 2016 @ 5:10am 
this guide crushes like truck in nicea ~gaben