"This is what happens when you decide to stroll into an extremely motherfudging justinbieberly irradiated pit of doom with anomalies that will rip your ♥♥♥♥ off.

This is in the Red Forest, quite a dangerous place for those poorly equipped. Much of the forest has high levels of radiation and dangerous anomalies, not to mention lots of mutants including snorks, bloodsuckers, pseudodogs and at least one pseudogiant."