Step 1. Start H1Z1
Step 2. Choose whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamemode you want to play.
Step 3. When you get to the box of destiny take your clothes off and sing "Who lets the dogs out"
Step 4. When you get the spawn in Pleasant valley fly to the closest high rise and loot it up.
Step 5. Camp there and kill everyone thats running around your house or close to it and scream ♥♥♥♥ YOU NOOB when you kill them.
Step 6. When the gas is coming so close that its touching your ass cheeks you will need to run to the safezone but its all good because then you will be call the gas camper master.
Step 7. When you get out of the gas camp so close you can to the gas and dont shoot anyone.
Step 8. Now you won the game scream "♥♥♥♥ YOU GUYS YOU SUCK" and then you got a free win :)
Step 9. Now you are the best camper in EU/NA.
Step 10. Remember to not get your ♥♥♥♥ stuck in the process.