Hello there. You must be here to learn how to not be a little ♥♥♥♥ while playing online. GTA Online is full of scumbags, hackers, and scumbag hackers. This guide will teach you how to not be one of those people.

Meet Harold. Harold just wants to have a good time on Grand Theft Auto V's online game mode. In this guide, I will show you how you can make people like Harold have a good time in GTA Online and have a good time yourself. Lets say Harold is a new player. Harold is fresh off the plane in Grand Theft Auto online. He does not know what he is doing. This is where your training begins.

When Harold does not know what to do, he will ask for help. This is where you, an experienced player, can step in and help people like Harold. If you are a new player yourself, put yourself in Harold's shoes. You may know the best cars to start out with, the best garages, the best weapons. You can help Harold out by sharing your information with him. You can show him around in your nice car, you can help him get his own car, you can help him get money in missions.

Doing this is contagious to people like Harold. They will want to be nice to noobs as well. Now that youre helping Harold, he will want to help other people who were once like Harold. Now that you and Harold are good friends and are a dynamic duo in crime, you can give him tips and tricks on being good at heists before you tackle the first bank job. This will get Harold and easy one million dollars and he will be grateful. Harold will have leveled up to at least level ten by the time to take on the first heist.

Now that Harold has more money than he can use, its time that you can let him out from under your wing. While Harold is still youngin the GTA world, he may not be as good as those who have wasted their lives becoming good at the incredibally unballanced PVP aspect. Harold will get taunted and told to kill himself. You can step in here. If you are a good player and also have a fair amount of experience with the PVP, you can repeatedly kill the bullies for Harold. Eventually after being killed so many times they will get salty and leave. Harold will be greatful that you got rid of the two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a dedicated stoner clan who kept deepthroating their mics because they cant aim with real guns and used rockets to keep people off their yacht.

Oh no! Harold has spent all of his money on a nice apartment, guns, and sports cars! Harold is broke. What does Harold do now? Grind missions and heists of course! But, Harold is still a low level player, and people in online games dont realize that level does not mean skill level in most cases, and they kick Harold out of getting all of his money back.

Harold has heard a rumor floating around that there are hackers in GTA Online that can give him money. In desperate need of cash, Harold begins to seek out these hackers.

After lobbyhopping for a couple of minutes, Harold has finally found a hacker. Harold gets $50000000 spawned on him. Harold is rich!
Do not let this happen to Harold. Harold could get banned from GTA Online if he is caught seeking out hacked cash. Hackers also take away the gameplay part of the gameplay. Now that Harold has an insane amount of money, he does not need to play missions or heists ever again. This is not good. Harold wants to play the game, not not play the game. Harold has no satisfaction from getting this hacked cash.

Harold now owns a company and is now the CEO of youdontsurf. This is good for Harold. He has used the hacked cash to make legit cash. Rockstar cannot take purchases, so Harold is safe. Now that he has a legitimate business, its your turn to step in and help him again. Its up to you to grind the new CEO missions with Harold so he can make a lot of money and not get banned.

While you are delivering a van full of illigal memes to Harold's warehouse, a hacker bombs everyone in the server. You lose all your weapons that you worked hard to get. To deal with this, simply attempt to insult the hacker and then leave. Tell Harold to leave as well, as hackers are not cool.

The new session you join there is a friendly hacker. The hacker spawns a chrome monster truck for Harold and you. DO NOT PROMOTE THIS!!!! Tell teh friendly hacker to keep his shinanigans in a private game and that you and Harold want to play the game and have legit, non-bannable fun.

Using one of these makes you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Just dont. Nobody likes the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in an insurgent. Dont be a hydra ♥♥♥♥ either. Nobody likes Hydra ♥♥♥♥♥.

All in all, dont kill because you see a dude on the street. ♥♥♥♥ you if you do that.

Now that you've helped Harold learn the basics of GTA Online and helped him not like Hackers, its time to let Harold go. Harold is now training his friends to be just like him. He is teaching them everything he learned from you. Good job, you good sport you.

In the end, the community isnt going to change. Most of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on GTA Online support hackers and what they do. Simply dont take hacked cash and actually play the game that you paid $60 for. If you feel like going on a murderous rampage, kill people you dont like. Dont kill innocent players who are just trying to get a candy bar. Be friendly to noobies, you were new to GTA Onine at one point. You were that noob.

I hope this guide has informed you on how to not be a cockmuncher in the GTA Online community. Simply dont deepthroat your mic and use common courtesy. Be a good sport about winning or losing, and theres more to GTA Online than just hacked cash or chrome jets. Thank you for your time.