1. You launch Crush Crush™

2. 100% the game and ensure that the girls enjoy your company. Save up money and stuff to get them what they want.

3. Slowly put your cursor on the exit button on the top right, then press left click (remember to save).

4. Go and take a bath. Take your time and clean yourself as much as possible.

5. Dry yourself and wear your most appropriate clothes for an outing with a girl.

6. Now, get your phone and call the girl you want to have a romance. If you don't have her number, then you are no longer allowed to proceed to the next steps (unfortunately this'll be your stop). If you do have it, call her and set up a location where you could meet. If she agrees, then meet up with her. Do not care if the weather is not favorable, just go. She'll be there (If she rejects, then you do not proceed to step 7).

7. Once you met up with her, begin the 'date'. Take her to places (impromptu) and let her enjoy your company. Make sure she doesn't prematurely leave or you are not permitted to proceed to the next step,

8. If she enjoyed it and stayed until the end, it is time. Bring her to a cozy or lovely place (preferably in the evening). Perhaps where the sun sets or where the moon shows up. This is where you confess your love. I know it is not easy, but man up (But if you are a woman, then maybe you uh..woman up?) and confess!

If she friend zones or rejects you, I am sorry but you have lost.

But if she smiles like this....


Your job is done soldier. It's a win.

Ah, you must have failed the first section of this guide. You either failed a step, got friend zoned, or worse: rejected.

Luckily for the unlucky ones, there is still one more step that you can do.

1. Keep playing Crush Crush™ even if you did 100% the game. At least the girls there won't betray you or disappoint.

You can attempt to confess/date them (or someone new) again but, honestly, you are waiting for the inevitable.

I salute you and your courage. Stay strong soldier. You might just make it.

I can't believe it.. I-I failed. I failed to keep you interested. I must find a new topic to talk to you ab--what? You don't want to talk anymore? Why!? Is this guide not amusing? I DID THIS! FOR YOU! Why can't you understand?! You told me to do this! You enslaved me! Turned me into your puppet! I did everything you wanted me to do! I even did what you asked me to confuse the reader!

Wha- Reader? Why are you reading thi- WHY ARE YOU READING THIS!? You aren't suppose to be here! Run. RUN! THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME! I'll try my best to stop him! JUST GO! Dear God... READER STOP IT! Stop reading this! Your life is not worth losing! Please, just go! NOW!

Just run...please..............

D-Did I just hear a-


No, he's here.

Please! Don't hurt the reader! I'm the one you want right?! ME! Please, not the reader! The reader has nothing to do with this! They were just following what I was saying! SO TAKE MY LIFE INSTEAD!

*bang*

W-What is...
This pain... I...

*multiple shots*

I am sorry reader...
I couldn't do anything...
To protect you...




*points gun*

*pulls trigger*

*click*




*you raise the gun*


*you take aim*


Without us readers, you are nothing 'author'.

*you pull the trigger*