"Someone told Pikachu that no matter how hard he tried, he would never be a gritty, hardcore action hero. Pikachu then ate a Rambostone, a really rare form of lightningstone, and evolved into Rambochu. Rambochu then proceeded to gun that person down with a one-handed M60 Light Machine Gun. That was in the 80s. Nowadays, Rambochu works in a supermarket, sticking the labels on cereal boxes. He longs for the life he once had, as a super-mega-communist-killing-badass.

Yep. It's for the aforementioned 1v1 fighting game I was making."