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Guide To Stalinium: A Sekrit Mystery
By Xclaim
This Guide will help you understand what is Stalinium.
   
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Introduction
Welcome Komrad! Today you will learn about Russian tanks in War Thunder, and why they are superior to all!
Background Information
Most information found in this guide was found in sekrit Soviet Dokuments, and leaked by a unknown source in Gaijin studio via telegram. Anyway, the year is 1939 and Stalin's 3 third plan is in effect. It was part of his 5 year plan to create the mighty Soviet Union. Fearing fascist armor, since the Soviets had mostly large numbers of light tanks, he ordered Kirov Factory and ChTZ scientists to make a new kind of metal. This will be no metal known to mankind, first of its class, invincible... What these mad scientists made was will be known to the War Thunder community as Stalilnium. First discovered as rock form of Limestone Magnesium Carbrate, when mixed with vodka and Stalin's bodily fluids, it creates this magnificent piece of metal.
Location
Stalinium is found in the heart of the Ural Moutains and is extracted to build today's T-14 Armatas, T-90's etc... anything sold/exported to other countries IS NOT MADE FROM STALINIUM. That's right, ISIS and IRAQI tanks are regular garbage.
How It's Made
Once the minerals form the Ural Mountains are extracted they are sent to an iron mill. The mineral will grounded to a powder form know as Zstalin. No information was given why the named it that, but there you go. Next, the mineral is shifted by a conveyer belt to another factory compartment where the main ingredient will be added. Vodka, yes pure vodka, is added to Zstalin along with Stalin's bodily fluids including urine, saliva, hair, and in rare cases his... not allowed to post that on Steam Guide Sorry :( .. After that the it's mixed in a large cylinder shape and cooked at over 5,000 degrees Celsius creating the new compound.

Stalin's Hair















Stalinium Fragments
How it's Used
This part of the sekrit dokument was mostly damaged said the unknown source. I'll try my best to explain this concept to you. Stalinium fragments that were made in the iron mills were transferred to the tank factories upon which that T-34's and KV-1's were being built. Once the factory was closed the Komrad Kommissar was tasked of scraping the Stalinium fragments using a hand held scraping machine. The dokument describes it as scraping salt rocks on the tanks. Due to this, the smaller fragments would be absorbed by the composite armor making it even stronker. Ammunition is stored in vodka koolers along with Stalinium to prevent unintended ammunition explosions by kapitalist munitions.
Old Soviet Hand Held Scraper Machine

All Vehicles That Have Stalinium
Copy Pasta all ruskie tanks here. All info past this line is not my mine
BT-5
BT-7
BT-7M, or BT-8
BT-SV, or BT-SW-2
Teletank (TT)
Flame-throwing tanks[edit]
OT-26
OT-34
Medium tanks[edit]
T-24
Tank Grotte (TG) (experimental)
T-28
Heavy Tanks[edit]
T-35
T-42 (prototype)
World War II[edit]
The list does not include all vehicles, as there were many more experimental, or otherwise rare vehicles.

Light tanks[edit]
T-40 amphibious light tank
T-50
T-60
T-70
T-80
A-20 (Experimental)
LTTB
Medium tanks[edit]
T-34
T-34-85
T-34M (also known as the A-43) (not serially produced)
T-43 tank (not serially produced)
T-44
A-44 (not serially produced)
KV-13
Heavy tanks[edit]
IS
IS-2
IS-3
IS-5
IS-6 (experimental)
IS-7 (experimental)
KV-1
KV-2
KV-1S
KV-3 (Blueprints only)
KV-4 (Blueprints only)
KV-5 (Blueprints only)
KV-85 (Stopgap)
KV-220 (experimental)
KV-8 (Flamethrower)
KV-8S (Flamethrower)
Object 260 (Experimental)
SMK (experimental)
ST-I (Blueprints only)
T-100 tank (experimental)
T-150 (experimental)
Tank destroyers and assault guns[edit]
AT-1 (Experimental)
ISU-122
ISU-152
SU-76
SU-76I
SU-85
SU-100
SU-100Y
SU-100S
SU-101
SU-122
SU-122-44
SU-152
Self-Propelled Guns[edit]
SU-18 (Blueprints)
SU-26
SU-5
SU-122A
SU-8
SU-14-1
S-51 (U-19)
SU-14-2
212A

Wiki Link [en.wikipedia.org]
How does Stalinium Affect Battle Rating?
Hidden in the Work Cited page of the sekrit dokument is a sekrit message saying all tanks with the Stalinium armor have better matchmaking then rest of us. SoonTM states all Russian tank and aircraft will have a guarantee of 52% of winning a match. The B.R. is lowered becuase sekritly in the game files there's a bat file that by-passes the matchmaker making unfair matches.

B.R. BY-PASSING BAT FILE







B.R. BY-PASSING BAT FILE
Conclusion
Well Komrad I hoped you learned a lot today. Please rate and comment :) xxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax Putinaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa





























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60 Comments
Ink 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05pm 
STALIN WILL LIVE FOREVER KOMRADES, CRUSH THE CAPITALISTS!

LONG LIVE THE MOTHERLAND!
John Man 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:53pm 
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Short People Consumer 25 Jan, 2021 @ 5:14am 
are you aware of the MERICANIUM steel?
Gauron 19 Nov, 2019 @ 10:37am 
Why doesnt this thing have any comments?
Wiesell 19 Mar, 2018 @ 7:53am 
Oh so many bs in here. Oh yeah this is a joke guide lol
Rikou 15 Feb, 2018 @ 3:20pm 
german tanks are armed with the glorious element of Fuhrerite
PilotMan 28 Dec, 2017 @ 6:25am 
What's with the Putinium known in the Modern Tanks? They say its the Mark II upgrade of the Stalinium, this time using Putin's Vodkas and Hair with his Sweat
Khleb 28 Dec, 2017 @ 4:29am 
so is that also why vodka koolers make it my bt7 bareley have ammo explosions even if it is coverd in ammo?
Khleb 28 Dec, 2017 @ 4:28am 
so is that why I USED AN OUTDATED T26 AND CRUSHED TANKS????? But please explain how panther and toger shells one-shot t-34's.
Jarl Adalrún 12 Nov, 2017 @ 12:37pm 
But stalinium is no match for the GLORIOUS PERFECTLY DESIGNED TIGER and our rising sun friends' ships.