Only the fact that you came here indicates me that you suck at tf2




Don't worry! By the end of this guide, you'll beat this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game!

First, you need some some pro mlg ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god like skins.

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My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lord your so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb. geez umm, okay,


I didnt expect you to be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mindless. Here's a video to help you get skins and rare stuff:

Now that you got your skins, you're ready to rock 'n' roll! Join a Higthtower server and Make sure you push the cart. Make sure to NEVER use the rocket jumper/sticky jumper on hightower!
I suggest going mini sentry enginneer. People like that guy :)

Calm the ♥♥♥♥ down. Every start includes some struggles. You see, even Valve noticed it, so, the y added the best thing of all tf2. Random crits. Before you start spamming the comments. Hear me. Crits are the thing everyone loves. It's like a lovely kiss. But its critical..

GET IT? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Now that I told you the bics of how to play, you can get started on competitive. I mean your pretty much better than b4nny at this point so why bothering listening ot your team? Teamwork is for smartasses that think 2+2=4. This is not the case however, you've been told the best trickz and tipz show the world that you can w+m1!

Well, this was all for the guide. I hope you give it a gut rating. Do it. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SERIOUSLY DUDE, I SPEND SO MUCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME ON THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUIDE AND YOU WONT EVEN GIVE A ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT GIVING IAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RATING! FFS