"Copper on Masonite Board, 8x10"

Bonus 15 kg buttplug giveaway! I'm giving out the biggest, girthiest buttplug I can find to whoever makes a gay reference in the comments. If you're a strapping young lad (or lass) who needs that cold, hard mass in your @ss, then post your gay jokes loud and proud in the comments below!

*must be 18 years or older and live within 5 feet of my desktop computer to enter."