Before you start playing, you need to choose a name for your character, but you need to be creative. Use names such as DeezNuts, AAAAAA, or the classic Balls. If you use any of those names you need to give me all of your money.

What you first want to do is, as the wise Ghandi said, "Kill everything and trust no one." This game is filled with weak monsters. Since your character is trying to create a master race comprised of only you, the player, everyone and everything else deserves death. There's a nice little goat, but since she won't let you go outside and face danger head-on, you need to get her out of the way. Then you find the skeletons. One tells awful jokes and the other one wants to kill you. Neither of these characters are interesting in the slightest and Toby Fox knew that when putting them into the game because even if you're going for the "pacifist" ending, you can still kill them and it will have no impact on the story what-so-ever. After that you come to Waterfall, where you meet the fish lady and the monster kid. The monster kid has no arms, making him a lame Homestuck OC. He has to go. The fish woman throws kebobs or some sort of sharp thing at you, so you kill her to. Once you reach the Hotlands, everyone heard about your good deeds and have left to meet you for a surprise party. Once you get to the end of Hotland you meet some kind of transgendered robot. You kill that. By the time everyone's dead, the fat and ugly skeleton is still alive, he's pretty easy, especially considering you grinded EXP off of all those monsters. Kill everyone else until you get to a little grill named Chara. She wants to erase the world to make everything gud. You want this, so let her kill you and reset everything. But buckle up, 'cause you're only halfway through your journey!

After beating the game the first time through, Chara is still there so what you want to do is go through the entire game again, except you don't kill anyone. eventually you get the bad ending, but that just turns into the best ending, because you get to kill all the characters again, along with the entire human race! Sweet, sweet victory.

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