So you want to be a TOP FRAGGER eh? Well it won't be easy, but if you really want to be the best. Just follow these rules! :D

The first rule to play like a Pro TF2 player is toNOT DIE!



This may seem like a very basic thing, but most people still die! Even the pros make a mistake every now and again; but that is to be expected while you train. Most people think that it's no big deal, but infact, is quiet the opposite. There are benefits of not dying, such as...

• When you're alive, you can shoot at enemy gamers!
  
• You can't win if you're dead!

Just don't die. Its so simple!

The second rule to be a Pro TF2 Player is toBIG D I C K EVERYTHING!



What does "BIG D I C K EVERYTHING" actually entail, you might ask. The term "BIG D I C K" means that you need to just go in! Don't back out like a baby. Get the ♥♥♥♥ in their, stop backing up. Go in and drop their med! Even if you're the only one up. DO NOT BE A B I T C H!

• High Risk, High Reward. This is the kinda stuff they make montages of!
  
• You'll have a BIG D I C K, this is self explanatory.
  
• Everyone will be impressed of your BIG D I C K!

Remember, GO IN!

The third rule to becoming a Pro TF2 player is to Leave the map!



Just do this until they patch it out in 2 days (Valve Time)

The forth rule on how to be a Pro TF2 Player is to Be Gay!



Being Gay makes it so that you dodge every single attack! If you find that you're getting hit by what seems to be nothing, then you're still not gay. Not only will you never be hit by anything, no one will want to fight you! They're gonna be like: "I'm not gonna jump that guy, he's gay!"

• You will never get hit by anything!
  
• No one will want to fight and/or jump at you!

Just be gay, its easy.

The fifth rule on becoming a Pro TF2 Player is to Always Jump!



Jumping, a very simple thing that all players can do, but not enough people always do it. Jumping makes you look like an idiot, which most people won't think your THAT stupid.

• You can avoid rockets!
  
• If by some chance you weren't Gay Enough and got hit by a rocket while you're jumping. You can surf it!
  
• Be porkie

Remember, SMASH THAT MF JUMP BUTTON IF U UP!

The sixth rule to becoming a Pro TF2 Player is to Hit Player-shots!



A common misconception amoung the TF2 Community is that "Airshots are good" when, in fact, that is incorrect. Airshots are when you shoot the air, you need to hit Player-shots! Player-shots are when you shoot the player! It's all in the name, really.

• You deal damage to the enemy gamers, thus giving you the health advantage!
  
• If you shoot them, they have the chance of dying!

Remember, hit those players!

Now that you know all the pro strats, don't be a bottom fragger, ya' feel?