duh you dont need to know but with this screen shot i should be enough to teach you stuff





i also wrote this stoopid guide

http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=583406623

• Have a good mood AKA high morale
  
  
• Play music that excites you(Turn off KF2Music if they don't)
  
  
• Close any unnecessary things that cost you CPU/RAM
  
  
• Best performance settings (highest alpha and increase screen light contrast if needed)(also i heard setting FX to ultra allows you to see invisble stuff easier)
  
  
• Tell your family NOT to disturb you
  
  
• Be patience as this can take months(Not Joking)

duh you only need lv0 for this lv25 are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me

Dont be silly you dont have perks.But incase you do here is a list:

LV5:Sonic Resistance(for boss wave use toxic resistance)

LV10:Fortitude obviously

LV15:Furious Defender

LV20:Smash

LV25:Spartan

Holding Tunnel:

Really close=face to face

Medium distance=Throwing a grenade will only hurt you =<20HP

Raging FP/SC--->Flesh Pound(s)(Really Close)----->Scrake(Really Close)----->Husk/Siren/Bloat(Really Close)----->Gore-fast(Really Close)----->Crawler/Stalker/Slasher(Really Close)--->Clot/Cyst(?)(Really Close)---->Things in front of FP/SC----->FP(Medium Distance)----->SC(Medium Distance)----->Gore-Fast(Medium Distance)----->Crawler/Stalker(Medium Distance)--->Slasher(Medium Distance)--->Bloat(Medium Distance)--->Siren(Medium Distance))--->Clot/Cyst(?)(Medium Distance)

Kiting:

THINGS THAT ARE BLOCKING/IN YOUR KITE ROUTE/CHOKE--->Raging FP/SC--->Husk fire ball-FP(Medium Distance) --->-->anything really close to you--->Gore-fast(Medium Distance)-->Crawler(Medium Distance)--->Stalker(Medium Distance)--->Slasher(Medium Distance)--->Clot(Medium Distance)--->FP(Far Away)--->Siren/Bloat/Husk(Medium Distance)--->SC

Clot/Cyst(?)/Slasher: XXX Tier 1 XXX

usually wont hit you if you don't stop moving

Stab them in the head/2 body shot with Katana

Stalker/Crawler/Gore-fast XXX Tier 2 XXX

Only Gore-Fasts can hit you if you are running(crawler may hit you when low on hp)

Stay as far away as possible+keep moving backwards while spamming your Katana towards their head

Stalker takes 2 body-shot/1 head-shot

Stick your Katana into the air even if It looks there is nothing

Crawler usually takes 1 body-shot but for safety just stab it twice+take 2 pistol melee bash

ALWAYS assume there is a crawler behind anything(Yes that includes behind another crawler)

Gore-fast at most need 4 body-shot/1 head-shot

These zeds hurt A Lot,treat carefully

Bloat: XXX Tier 3 XXX

Stab them in the head

Don't mess with unless you are clear of other stuff aka t1 and t2 zeds

Either bait his puke then rush head De-cap or just rush head De-cap if there isn't anything that hurts a lot is parallel to him

Also get used to the green screen that you will be seeing a LOT

Assume there is someone hiding behind the bloat

also 1 de/magnum headshot to decap

Siren: XXX Tier 3 XXX

Don't mess with unless you are clear of other stuff AKA T1 and T2 Zeds

Katana:3 Katana head-shots but it is hard due to swinging head/at least 4 body-shots+stun lock

DE:3 head-shots/~7 body-shots

Magnum:2 head-shots/~5 body-shots

Husk: XXX Tier 3 XXX

Don't mess with unless you are clear of other stuff AKA T1 and T2 Zeds

DO NOT let him suicide and steal your dosh

When he is charging fire ball,go to one side of the tunnel then jump to other side when he fires

Get out of Flamethrower range

DE:2 head-shots/9~10 body-shots

Magnum:2 head-shots/5~6 body-shots

Katana:Completely not suggested unless you want to get no dosh and possible burnt to death but it takes 3 head-shots and also stun locks

Scrake:

Just leave it till the end

If you are holding tunnel and you are not prepared/not confident just drop down to go kiting

Be aware of the weapon penetration (Magnum/DE) raging SC

DE:8 head-shots/3+clips of body-shots

Magnum:5 head-shots/~14 body-shots


SC Kiting:

Step 1:Clear every other zeds except Siren and Clot and maybe Husk

Step 2:Rage Teh Scrake

Step 3:Shoot him/Reload/Heal/Switch weapon when he is slashing the air

Step 4:If he is not slashing the air just keep running away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFI7Z2QhB6c&list=PLlEBYW8OmdGO4S_IZ8kDiTOkK9wexfcjS&index=11

Flesh Pound

Bash with non-melee knocks back FP with a cool down

Life/Death situation(s)

Sometimes they auto rage without you seeing them at all


Be aware of the weapon penetration (Magnum/DE) raging FP

Keep calm and kill things in front of FP(s)/around you first:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It9gAkWzHU8s

** 1 Flesh Pound:**

Holding Tunnel:

Step 1:Clear things around of you and in front of FP with eviscuator

Step 2:Get some distance

Step 3:take your time and aim then shoot 3 blades into its head

Step 4:If you failed and got enough distance parry else just drop down to kiting and parry while timing the jump to let its attack send you flying

Step 5:Follow the Ktiing instructions

PS:If It you heard its auto rage just parry it while timing the jump to let its attack send you flying

Kiting:

Step 1:Attempt to head-shot it with eviscuator

Step 2:If you still got some distance continue head-shotting while it is charging towards you,else parry while timing the jump to let its attack send you flying

Step 3: Repeat Step 1 and 2 unless you are going back into the house(calm it down first) and heal if needed until its head is off

2 Flesh Pound:

Case 1 Holding Tunnel)*Holding tunnel

Step 1:Take your Eviscuator out and clear things around of you and in front of FP

Step 2:Reload Eviscuator

Step 3:Shoot blades into the closer one's head

Step 4:If any one of them raged just drop down to kiting and parry while timing the jump to let its attack send you flying then follow kiting instructions

Step 5:If you killed one with 3 head-shots without the other one raging repeat Step 1 to Step 4



Case 2 (Kiting)

same as kiting above but focus killing one first

if you ran out of ammo in any boss fight just pray and go get some ammo


**HANS CHEATER **

Simulated Hoe Solo Demo Fight:(basically same)


He cheats by not grabbing you for heals but for insta-gibs+throw grenades when running

Welcome To Kiting Floor Simulator 2015

Stay Close To Corner When Running Around Corners AKA use the least distance way to travel

If you are running away and dont have to kill trash then take your knife out for +10% speed

There are two place you want to shoot Hans

A:Stairs

B:Corridor

Don't stop except at these 2 places

Switch Magnum/DE to another one that is on the ground ~every 3 minutes

If he runs,you run and close doors


**Phase 1:**


Step 1: Go to the stairs and wait for him

Step 2:If he shoots
Then run
Else if he throw grenades then shoot a full clip of Magnum

Step 3:Keep running while closing doors until you reach the corridor



Step 3.5:Spam 4 grenades at the closed door

Step 4:Repeat step 2

Step 5:Go up stairs again(Don't worry about gas it doesn't hurt at all)

Step 6:Repeat step 1 ~ step 5 until Hans enter hunt mode

Step 7:Time your heal and counter his health drain here






































Step 8:Pray there is no Zeds

**Phase 2:**

Step 1:Turn on flashlight

Step 2:Continue kiting route but ignore Hans

Step 3:Don't stop ignoring Hans+Focus Zeds in front of you for at least until the flashlight run out of battery(stupid late spawns)

Step 4:Get to corrider(you dont want to stop at stairs)

Step 5:If Hans is running
Then don't stop running and close doors behind you until you get to the next corridor

Else If Hans is throwing grenades
Then shoot him without ADS or crouch and INSTANTLY run away if he moves during grenade throw

Else If Hans is shooting you
then if your health >75
then trade damage using 1 clip of DE/Magnum/Eviscuator+Heal/Reload unless he starts running;

PS:If you hear one of his frenzy(melee) mode lines EX:Face Meh!11! just keep running

Step 6:Repeat Step 5+Kite route until Hans enter hunt mode again

Step 7:Counter Heal at same place


**Phase 3:**


**BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY**

Step 1:Turn on flashlight

Step 2:Continue kiting route but ignore Hans

Step 3:Don't stop ignoring Hans+Focus Zeds in front of you for at least until the flashlight run out of battery

Step 4:Get to stairs/corridor

Step 5:If Hans is running
Then don't stop running and close doors behind you until you get to the next corridor(you can wait at stairs if you are confident)

Else If Hans is throwing grenades
Then shoot him without ADS or crouch and INSTANTLY run away if he moves during grenade throw

Else If Hans is shooting you
then if your health >75
then trade damage using 1 clip of DE/Magnum+Heal/Reload unless he starts running;

PS:If you hear one of his frenzy(melee) mode lines EX:Face Meh!11! just keep running

Step 6:Repeat Step 5+Kite route until Hans enter hunt mode again

Step 7:Counter Heal at same place

**Phase 4:**


**BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY**

Step 1:Turn on flashlight

Step 2:Continue kiting route but ignore Hans

Step 3:Don't stop ignoring Hans+Focus Zeds in front of you for at least until the flashlight run out of battery

Step 4:Get to stairs/corridor

Step 5:If Hans is running
Then don't stop running and close doors behind you until you get to the next corridor(you can wait at next stairs if you are confident)

Else If Hans is throwing grenades
Then shoot him without ADS or crouch and INSTANTLY run away if he moves during grenade throw

Else If Hans is shooting you
then if your health >75
then trade damage using 1 clip of DE/Magnum/Eviscuator+Heal/Reload unless he starts running;

PS:If you hear one of his frenzy(melee) mode lines EX:Face Me!11! just keep running

Step 6:Repeat Step 5+Kite route until your characters says FINISH HIM

Step 7:Repeat Step 5 until he dies

Step 8:Press B on Hans to pray respects

Step 9:GGNOREKTHXBAI

Step 10:Enjoy your victory




**PATTY:**

Fun Fat:

the video is a bad example lel

patty's melee can't hit you 90% of the time unless you stop running

Minigun doesn't hurt much unless you decide to stand still and not look for cover

rocket is harmless unless you stand still again

melee hits don't much damage either

mortar?i cant even see the sky falling

remember to refresh your weapons on ground every 5 minutes

Step 1:Start Kiting Patty With DE

Step 2:When He Summon Zeds,Shoot him with Eviscuator until he quits

Step 3:Run up to the main house while killing gore-fasts and zeds behind/zeds in front of you and reach the main house cliff

Step 4:Drop down and continue kite route

Step 5:Repeat #1 until First DE ran out of ammo then switch to 2nd one/magnum and continue shooting

Step 6:Step 2 ~ Step 4 again

Step 7:Spend all DE+Magnum/DE+DE ammo then get your Eviscuator out

Step 8:Make sure you are on the side of the tree swing before making him heal

Step 9:Repeat Step 4 but be very careful of double husks and siren and gore-fasts as they are more deadly then patty

Step 10:keep running and kiting but focus to clear husk/siren/other dangerous stuff by eviscuator

Step 11:Watch out for late spawners while shooting patty with everything you got left(not chainsaw plz)

Step 11.5:If you ran out of ammo feel free to pick up weapons you dropped and go find some ammo,patty wont kill you unless you decide to stand still

Step 12:Press B on Patty to pray respects

Step 13:GGNOREKTHXBAI

Step 14:Enjoy your victory

**Knife:**

you wont use it except for getting faster but incase you face a bloat when you are holding it use melee bash twice on its head

**9mm:**

Only used on Wave 1 for Bloats or any wave near the end to kill Husks/siren

**EMP Grenades:**

1 at trash will disable their speicaly ability(running/shootign fireballs/screaming)

throw 1 at sc to calm them down before you shoot to with spinning saws

2 of them will calm fp down and 1 will only make them stumble?

1 of them can also disrupt patty's cloak

Multiple Gore-fast+horde chasing you when kiting+<=~25HP(aim ahead of you then throw it and run ASAP)

**Shovel:**

Used during wave 1 after that is useless.You should easily decap clots with it.

**Katana:**

Use melee bash on EVERYTHING(m1 is low dmg,m2 takes too long,melee bash Is ACCURATE and FAST while Is a pierce DMG type AKA Crawler Weakness)

Can stun lock Sirens with body-shots and kill Sirens with 3 head-shots(Hard to aim swinging siren head though)

Aim for the head but if It misses fling it to the body

Swing left and right for multiple hits/attempt to head-shot

Stay far from your enemies and let them come to your blade instead of taking damage yololy

Don't use Katana on Husk unless you think you are good+nothing behind it.It takes 3 headshots

**DE/Desert Eagle:**

Be AWARE of penetration raging FP/SC

Use it at the start of every wave until you got forced back into the tunnel/Scrake kiting if needed

2 head-shots will kill Husk

Crouch to reduce recoil

Aim for the head but when things get hot just spam body-shots

Only have low penetration so stop shooting at dead Crawlers unless there is one behind it

**Magnum:**

Aim at boss' center

Don't shoot too fast if you cant control recoil

Long range Husk sniping

Crouch to reduce recoil

*Eviscerator:**

save fuel and use melee bash on t1 enemies

To use its chainsaw properly you should crouch and move back slowly while sticking your side to a wall(just watch the video if you dont understand)

if there is crawler nearby crouch and aim for legs if not aim for head

Save the saws for siren(1headshot)/bloat(1 headshot)/husk(1 headshot)/scrake(4 headshot)/fleshpound(3 headshot) but if you really need it just use it

Chainsaw the t3 zeds in the head if they dare to get close

Fleshpound parrying

**Dont Get It Out When:**

kting on the open ground where you want to use a de/magnum since you they will surround you quickly and make you take a lot of damage+being a sitting duck for husk's firebals(just get it back out when going back inside house)



**Flash Light:**
Use it when the first zeds appears
Use it whenever you heard a invisible ***** AKA Stalker
Use it when you really need light
nightvisions is only for cool mlg pr0z

**Wave 1:**

shovel

9mm

**Wave 2+3:**

Buy Katana

**Wave 4:**

Sell Katana and shovel

**Wave 4a(If Dosh >= $1600 ):**

Buy Eviscuator

**Wave 4b(If Dosh <1600) Then Begin:**

Keep Katana

Buy DE

**Wave 5:(Priority = order from up to d0wn)**

Buy Eviscuator/DE if you have not

Refill Eviscuator fuel to full

Refill Eviscuator saws to 20/25

3/5 Grenades

1/4 of DE ammo

Full Armor

**Wave 6+7:**

Refill Eviscuator fuel to full

Refill Eviscuator saws to 20/25(25 for wave 7 if u are not confident at ur aim)

3/5 Grenades

Buy Magnum If you can then you dont need to refill de ammo

2/4 of DE ammo

2/4 of Magnum ammo

Full Armor

**BOSS WAVE:(Priority = order from up to d0wn)**

Buy Magnum if you have not

Refill Eviscuator fuel to 150/250

Refill Eviscuator saws to 25/25

Full Armor
FULL DE ammo

FULL Magnum ammo

Buy Another De/Magnum

Throw DE/Magnum @ Main house cliff AKA left door AKA the door near the broken hand rail

Another DE/Magnum refill

If you can afford t2 gunslinger pistol then buy one and do the same as above

If you can afford medic pistol then buy one and do the same as above

9mm refill

Random Katanas and throw them outside the main house(if you have time+$$$)

useless emp greandes

This is the Left Door and Main House Cliff:



You can shoot the zeds attacking the most useful door in kf2 from the windows

Drop down cost health and you can always assume there will be a bunch of gore fast below so if you are cornered/pressured just drop down when you still got the health

if you feel like you cant kill the t3 zeds just drop down

don't take damage as you may not have any time to heal/reload when holding the tunnel

On wave start only look at the side of the middle door or zeds may spawn around you

Start backing off into the tunnel and stop playing your DE when they get close

**DO NOT LEAVE THE TUNNEL/CROSS THE MIDDLE DOOR OR ZED WILL SPAWN BEHIND YOU**(there is a obvious square and you should stay close to the hand rail)

Heal when you are not busy

Holy Door is important but your life is more important so just try to save it(you can leave early when the door still have high % to hope the zed go chase you/shoot zed from window):

Tunnel--->Drop down to ground---->Behind Farm House---->Main House(get your aa12 out if you have when you are in the house)----->Upstairs----->Tunnel


What happens when you don't go inside the house:

**Wave 1:**

Go to the open area near tree swing

kill zeds with left/right slash and look out for gore-fast/bloat

kill zeds but watch out for bloats if one of them get close run away asap 9mm if needed

kill gore-fast with knife but look out for damage

kill the bloats if you have not

**End Wave:**

Get to da trader

Weld This Door:



Also weld this door if you have time



poke the windows if you have time

get in the holy square

**Wave 2+3:**

Katana "V" on everything

Use grenade pistol on Husk/Siren when you don't need to kill T2/other T3 zeds in front of you

Kite if needed

**End Wave:**

Get to DA trader

re-weld doors

Look for ammo(optional)

**Wave 4:**

play with DE/Magnum when the zeds are not so close yet

Have Eviscuator:
kill everything with it

Have only DE:
same as wave 2+3 but when SC force you into corner go kiting

if you are not prepared for SC just go kiting

How to Wave 4 without Eviscuator:


**End Wave:**

Same as Wave 2

**Wave 5+6:**

play with DE/Magnum when the zeds are not so close yet

I taught you everything you need to know in the enemy information section so yeah just take your Eviscuator for every bloody zed

Kite if needed

**End Wave:**

Same as Wave 2 except weld this door for wave 7 which is on the first floor near the stairs



**Wave 7:**

What you should if the holy door is broken:


just like wave 5+6 kill everything and kite if needed

**Near End Wave:**


Also re-weld Holy Door and other doors

Get to DA Trader

Do things i told you in the load-out section

**Boss Wave:**

Start @ Main House Cliff

Refer to section Hans Cheater and Patty in Enemy Information

Q:How many time you died?

A:Count Yourself:

The big ole doc of everything you need to know by /u/cat_is_fine_too

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GDpg2mN1l_86U_RaDug0glFx8cZCuErwxZLiBKl9SyY/

AsiaDerp:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6nmAzp3RDf_aCCAYjcn40w

Psycho gamer/Fatcat:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2D9_ctYzcte0sCQvsfdj7Q

CIYDRO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPrIJmBI6z8

Myself

Someone i forgot

Readers(If there are any)

Thanks For Reading!111!111!11!!11

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