Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

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Professional E-Fencer and Best Chiv Player NA Sombo's Tips for Noobs and Seasoned Veterans
By chickywangz and 1 collaborators
This guide is a collection of Sombo's tips of the day. Every week I will add seven more tips. These tips are GUARANTEED to make you the #1 best player NA. If you are not the best player NA, feel free to message Sombo and voice your many concerns.
   
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Pro Tips and Strats #1 - January Week 1
1. Don't associate with Hyperion. They are bad people.

2. If you get an invite to Hyperion, DON'T JOIN.

3. Rank 41 is gross. Rank 40 is better.

4. Ranks 56, 57, 58 are fine, but rank 59 and 60 are nasty.

5. Stop playing Chivalry when you reach rank 61.

6. Tips come from the heart.

7. Zweihander or die.

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Have fun and stay safe kids!
Proverbs From El Sombo - Week 2
1. Do not come to the Zweihander. The Zweihander will come to you. Feel the energy of it course through your very being.

2. yes

3. more skins = more skill, just like ping and the number of times you feint

4. become me and you will be the best there ever was

5. Coming soon

6. tips come from the heart

7. Coming soon

Tai Lopez's Secrets to Sucess - Sombo Edition (Week 3)
1. וַיְדַבֵּר אֱלֹהִים, אֵת כָּל-הַדְּבָרִים הָאֵלֶּה לֵאמֹר.

2. אָנֹכִי יְהוָה אֱלֹהֶיךָ, אֲשֶׁר הוֹצֵאתִיךָ מֵאֶרֶץ מִצְרַיִם מִבֵּית עֲבָדִים: לֹא-יִהְיֶה לְךָ אֱלֹהִים אֲחֵרִים, עַל-פָּנָי.

3. לֹא-תַעֲשֶׂה לְךָ פֶסֶל, וְכָל-תְּמוּנָה, אֲשֶׁר בַּשָּׁמַיִם מִמַּעַל, וַאֲשֶׁר בָּאָרֶץ מִתָּחַת--וַאֲשֶׁר בַּמַּיִם, מִתַּחַת לָאָרֶץ.

4. לֹא-תִשְׁתַּחֲוֶה לָהֶם, וְלֹא תָעָבְדֵם: כִּי אָנֹכִי יְהוָה אֱלֹהֶיךָ, אֵל קַנָּא--פֹּקֵד עֲו‍ֹן אָבֹת עַל-בָּנִים עַל-שִׁלֵּשִׁים וְעַל-רִבֵּעִים, לְשֹׂנְאָי.

5. וְעֹשֶׂה חֶסֶד, לַאֲלָפִים--לְאֹהֲבַי, וּלְשֹׁמְרֵי מִצְו‍ֹתָי.

7. זָכוֹר אֶת-יוֹם הַשַּׁבָּת, לְקַדְּשׁוֹ.

6. לֹא תִשָּׂא אֶת-שֵׁם-יְהוָה אֱלֹהֶיךָ, לַשָּׁוְא: כִּי לֹא יְנַקֶּה יְהוָה, אֵת אֲשֶׁר-יִשָּׂא אֶת-שְׁמוֹ לַשָּׁוְא.

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haters will be banned from all melee games by MGA
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60 Comments
dIRTY B0ng L0rD 17 Aug, 2017 @ 4:31pm 
what about quarterstaff
duckykritz 17 Aug, 2017 @ 12:47pm 
who is hyperion is it me B)
koalaballa 15 Aug, 2017 @ 4:59pm 
amazing work
🐵🐒ape🍌🦍🦧 19 Mar, 2017 @ 11:32am 
alaah
JimmYee 14 Mar, 2017 @ 3:41pm 
Classic meme
Lucky Ducky 17 May, 2016 @ 9:40pm 
currently most toxic guide on steam.



*golf clap*
chickywangz  [author] 28 Jan, 2016 @ 9:14pm 
ayy u got upsyndrom boi this is a guide teaching you how to be the best player NA
Vladtaltos 28 Jan, 2016 @ 10:17am 
Rated down because not a guide, written by a dank maymayer
sombo  [author] 28 Jan, 2016 @ 9:27am 
Are you implying drags are an intended aspect of this game?
chickywangz  [author] 27 Jan, 2016 @ 5:36am 
u fokin kidding me m9 drags r garb and cheats go kys fuccboiy