Europa Universalis IV

Europa Universalis IV

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How to Germany...
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This guide will show you how to Germany!
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Step 1: The HRE and You!
Anschluss
Step 2: Attacking OPMs
Since we are real G's the only way to form Germany is to attack OPMs, prefferably free cities...

Remember kids... They are called FREE cities for a reason (゚ヮ゚)
Step 3: Dealing with Austria
What was that...? Austria joined the war against you because you wanted to take a free city???
How dare this fool try to fight you! Show this filthy peasant where his place is! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

In the name of Allah the Catholic faith we shall punish this fool and show him what a real army looks like!
Don't be scared of a 52k stack from the K.u.K army marching towards your capital, your fort defense is stronger than those peasants military power could ever be. ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ
Step 4: The finishing edge
Alright, now that you have showed this fool what your army looks like, you have probably been stackwiped in your capital, BUT NO NEED TO WORRY! (◡‿◡✿)

Your army may have left you behind but your fort is still acti--... ಠ_ಠ Oh nevermind it just got sieged with a 2% chance....

Okay lets go ahead to the next step then...
Step 5: The Forum complaint
It's obvious that Austria is OP and needs to be nerved as it is just un-killable and un-siegable...!

Go to the Paradox forums and cry about Austria beeing way to overpowered.

"Omg Austria is to stonk. pls nerf this big nation! I cant do anything! Forming Germany is impossible!1!! playing in HRE is way to hard. WTF is this???? Someone pls nerf it!!!! o(≧o≦)o"
Well done my friend
See. It wasn't that hard, was it? ヽ(〃^▽^〃)ノ

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93 kommentarer
WaffleSneeze 10. apr. 2024 kl. 13.46 
some ngga said "The only true, Catholic Germany, unlike this nazi protestant heretic abomination"☠️
Ponanoix 6. mars 2023 kl. 12.47 
The only true, Catholic Germany, unlike this nazi protestant heretic abomination :mailedfist::mailedfist::mailedfist:
限时返厂 7. jan. 2023 kl. 23.34 
good
Dragonfly 11. nov. 2022 kl. 11.47 
Don't forget about the sausage and the beer. You cannot win our hearts without a good Pils. x)
jaegerak14 5. apr. 2022 kl. 14.35 
Austria is weak, why else would they call their largest stack the Kuck Army?
Yata XV 27. mars 2022 kl. 23.25 
Catholic Germany is just foul.
Rachjumper 14. mars 2022 kl. 11.25 
Catholic germany? Are you narrow headed?
76561199122207249 28. des. 2021 kl. 23.04 
germany is cool
MasterQuaster 7. sep. 2021 kl. 14.36 
formed Germany with Brandenburgo in Iron Man, starting with the earliest starting date possible
Bonitlan 13. aug. 2021 kl. 7.15 
qoo30241 I formed Germany starting as Brandenburg in 1650 without dissovilng the HRE :steamhappy: