Primal Carnage: Extinction

Primal Carnage: Extinction

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How to get other players to worship you as a king/god on Primal Carnage: Extinction!
By play Xenoblade Chronicles 2
This simple, quick, and easy guide will tell you all you need to know to make other players (A large amount kids or new players) worship you as their god or king.
   
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Skins
Well, the first step to becoming a god/king to the players around you is you must know what skins are most highly respected.

This means go to the store, and look at all the **** in the market that goes for $400+. You could also find this out from what skins admins use, for nobody respects an admin who does not own at least 5 rares or a couple legendaries. You could also look for those certain people with skins that put holes in your wallet that stand on the highest point in the middle of a map staring....waiting.... for their subjects to reveal themselves.
Another easy way to find out is to just ask someone what skins they like the best. This has disadvantages because they COULD know that you read this guide. Nobody wants to hang out with someone who is using a random loser's guide to try to be popular. Once that happens, that ship has sailed. Avoid that last option, better yet, make yourself forget considering it in the first place.

If your still here, I'll give you some examples of skins that are worshiped:
Falcon Novaraptor, Alpha Novarptor, Spiked Greenhide Rex, FLUFFIES (Every single feathered raptor on the market.), Legendary raptor or rex skins (The others are not as effective.), New skins that were just released two minutes ago and you've got one from a drop, and OTHER SKINS that some people consider kings/gods and others use them as napkins
Moving on......
Starting your new Era
Well, if anybody is still here, this section will tell you how to claim your throne.

Alright, if your on this step, you better have a skin that at least goes for $50 on steam community market, or a legendary raptor skin.
There are certain methods you can use to make your fame happen sooner. (Yes, it doesn't happen overnight)

Try opening your own server with some friends or go solo. A good way is to make your server something like Roleplay,or free roam. (If it is deathmatch, people will focus on the game rather than you.) You could make it no-kill but it might take some of the more rowdy players away. All depends on your preference. After you have desirable settings, give it a pleasant title so all the depressed losers that play this game see a new server, a second chance to make friends. (Note: if you choose to invite friends to be admins on your server, make sure they have great skins too, but not as good as yours.)

Another method would be to make a group. Make your groups something cool, or make it so only certain people can join. Like a 'Legendary Fanclub'. This could mean that the only way for you to join the group is you must have a legendary skin. This makes anybody who joins wear your group symbol with pride next to their username. This is best combined with a server.


A third and hardest way to make people worship you is to make quality screenshots, guides, and videos. No, I don't mean some piece of **** guide you are reading right now, that all the screenshots were just off the internet. (Wait, you really thought I was somebody? Well, you thought wrong) I mean something that is sharing your thoughts about something important. Something you can shout to the gaming world: "I spent more than 12 seconds making this guide!" For screenshots, popular screenies are showing off your new and impressive skin. In whatever place you think it lives. Give it a good caption, and its gold. (If you don't have one, revert back to the first section: 'Skins'.) As for or making videos, just be entertaining, don't talk about a new update coming out soon for 10 minutes. (Unless your TRYING to develop the most effective sleeping pill on the market today.)
Results
If you successfully execute all steps in this guide, you should be seeing results pretty soon.

Your group will have 1,000+ people in it, your server will always be populated, you're always getting stared at in your server, people you don't know are BEGGING you to add them to your overpopulated friend list, people are giving you their skins that they bought with hard-earned cash.

All of these tell you that you are successful, and you now are a king/god! Congrats!




(Note: this guide might not work 100% of the time, if this guide fails, you either screwed up, or your
just too much of a failure to make it happen, don't worry, we have all been there....)
32 Comments
ThatGuyInTexas 11 Jul, 2021 @ 8:53am 
does this work?
play Xenoblade Chronicles 2  [author] 20 Jul, 2019 @ 6:17pm 
It pains me to have to explain this, but I wrote this guide as a satire on the social phenomenon that this game used to have where players were collectively judged by others based on nothing but their skin, and the superiority complex that came with the possession of rare/valuable skins. This guide isn't meant to teach you anything, and certainly shouldn't. I am sorry if you are socially struggling, and I wish you the very best. However, it is out of my capabilities to sincerely offer you help.
† Dakøta † 20 Jul, 2019 @ 2:17pm 
I have a ton of rares [14 legendaries] and i try to follow rules. ill try out this guide too. i rlly hoppe it helps or either ill really force myself to follow the super confusing and complicated steps of creating my own server so i can be admin and nobody to boss me around. im 11 years old btw so im just a sensitive kid.
† Dakøta † 20 Jul, 2019 @ 2:16pm 
i also tried changing my behavior but u cant change that overnight. but i tried hard but admins still hate me. my old username was known EVERYWHERE im not joking. i was famous for being annoyed to the limit. everyone knew me. so now i changed my name but same thing. im becoming famous for bad again. PLZ HELP.
† Dakøta † 20 Jul, 2019 @ 2:14pm 
i am never accepted. i had a username long ago and i played pce. and for years ive been killed, bullied and annoyed so i gave up after crying a lot and changed my username, wich gave me a chance to start over. so much for that, for i tried playing again but started being hated again. ppl think im lying and breaking rules but none are true. i rlly NEED HELP or ill go into a complete chaotic mode.
John Helldiver 23 Mar, 2019 @ 10:20am 
i have alot of rares so this is a good thing:steamhappy:
Arashi Arakawa 1 Feb, 2019 @ 4:44am 
i have 6 rares, does that count?
Fussyraptor 6 Jan, 2018 @ 3:59pm 
Hahahaha I luv dis guid....not like I'm acutely going to try this hehe....
(Pssssst no ones suspicious right?)
dugoon 2 Dec, 2017 @ 7:03pm 
Lucky pteraguy, lucky
Rykotsu92 7 May, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
lol:smile: