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How 2 change your life
By Decerex and 1 collaborators
This is guide for changing your life.
   
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop
Languages: English, Japanese
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16 Dec, 2015 @ 9:51am
18 Dec, 2015 @ 9:03am
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Guide Index
Overview
Fixing your life 101 
Anime and Mangas 
git gud m9 
PROFIT 
Comments
Fixing your life 101
To start you need to stop watching anime and penetrating your waifu pillow every day of your life and start playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive. This game will help you stop watching anime! Take it from me I haven't watched anime in 4 months and my waifu pillow doesn't walk on it's own!
Anime and Mangas
Burn all your mangas or sell them for profit to buy CSGO skins on the market. Or if you have balls of titanium you could simply buy keys and cases. Remember to sell your waifu pillow for mangas so you can sell/burn them in the future!
git gud m9
This term is more used in Dark Souls but it can be applied here for equal success! Play the game and git gud, I recommend playing Deathmatch and learning callouts and start on de_dust2.
PROFIT
You are now free from anime! You can paint a pretty picture like Rossie or my friend Jalepers because you have succesfully not watched anime or penetrated your waifu pillow in 4 months!
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leocahill1999 25 Aug, 2021 @ 3:08pm 
hahaha yeah no i hate CSGO so many cringy high pitch voiced kids who try to boss you around and claim they are better at the game almost to instantly get sniped and proceed to screech at the rest of the team about sucking at the game and yada yada. and then when we do get a win they claim they carried us when most of the time they sit there in a corner STILL bossing people around.
TCB Meta 23 Jun, 2021 @ 7:16pm 
CSGO=bad

Malice 5 Oct, 2020 @ 3:48pm 
csgo is for gay only. real mens still plays tf2
mothballer 7 Sep, 2020 @ 9:31pm 
could... could yall not tell this is ironic
Unlimited Stab Wounds 26 Dec, 2019 @ 9:41pm 
Because going broke from csgo skin addiction is SO much better than going broke from anime addiction. Either way ur broke.
Aden (TSS) 5 Mar, 2017 @ 1:48am 
hmm *prosessing and then dislikes the gide* sorry mate but anime and manga are my life
Morivi 12 Sep, 2016 @ 10:21am 
"Burn all your mangas or sell them for profit to buy CSGO skins on the market."

Sold mangas to buy more waifu pillows... you would be surprised at how fast they wear out. :steamhappy:
19xino96 17 Feb, 2016 @ 4:31pm 
this was fucking chef/10
senaya 4 Jan, 2016 @ 5:55am 
Switching from anime to csgo won't get you anywhere. Get your ass out of your room.
HentaiVoiceActor 16 Dec, 2015 @ 4:56pm 
Directions not clear enough. Fucked my waifu pillow instead.