A hat for Alberts.

"See no evil, hear no evil, and tell no lies....."

While attending to a daily prayer seminar in behalf of all the deceased loved ones from the outbreak, Reverend Alberts received a divine vision from God. In his vision, he was told to return to Saint Ethel's where something holy would await him there.

Gunning down any undead foes along the way, he kicked open the doors of the church only to be blinded a brilliant radiant light. As he lowered his hands from his eyes, he gazed upon a crown of thorns resting on the altar.

A booming voice filled the silent atmosphere of the empty church.

"Take this crown from my only beloved son, and for every monster you slay, plant one of their eyes on the thorns. For every eye that you add, you will receive my blessing. May it protect you from every monster that wishes you harm. Now go kick ass in my name......"

"Amen."

Reverend Alberts whispered back to the voice.