CHEF (good ol' Chef Hector) Started the BOYARDEE company with his sisters, Mario and Paul in 1928. He eventully retired from the business in 1978, but he did not let this wonderful company die, for there was a certain dish of rat he still needed to complete. That MEAL is still around today, since he made it in 1732, but people today call it 2009. Its name
Bad Rats.

CHEF became butt buddies with his pals at Invent4 to help develop the game, for this was too dangerous to take on all by himself. He needed 10 magic awesome bad Rats, which he had to go all around the world to find, which was very expensive and difficult. Luckily and thankfully
it happened
and then the rats were in charge

10 rats (all different)
lots and lots of physics
beautiful graphics
wonderful story
teaspoon of sugar
half a stick of butter
3 green lettuce leaves
18 cups of water
1/3 cup of milk
stupid, ugly, bdisgustuingubshit LIVE cat (any cat works, all the same)
ketchup, lots of it, like 7 bottles

1. Whip out that frying pan (or drying pan if you swing that way) of yours andput on your stove, and start filling the water, you want to start now so it will be ready when you need it

2. put that ugly peice of live cat in the pan and turn that thingy to extra high or cat setting, and make sure it is burnt and crispy
warning: don't forget to put butter in that pan

3. put the milk on the ashes and get the rat goo from your pants from the screams of cat and add it in

4. time too put all the ketchup in and pour it into a bowl

5. stir for 2 days NON STOP

5a/6. Put in the water to make sure it does not dry out. you will need all 18 and put them in one by one and don't let it overflow. pour in with some time inbetween

7. dump it into a tray and put the lettuce on it. preheat oven to 999 degrees celcius and throw the graphics and story in with no care whatsoever, and make sure the physics go in backwards

8. leave in for 45 minutes and start putting all ten rats in a bowl and stir untill all is ready

9. mix all together and put sugar on top

and there you have it. the best meal ever by yours truly and chef's truly

Bat Rats 2
thats it
bye
enjoy the game/meal