(optional: make your screenname GonaFukEmily, name yourself Jamal, and use an Eminem icon every year)

do whatever until she invites you to go to travis' party. you must go to it.

do whatever until she says she broke up with b-rad. act like you give a ♥♥♥♥ until she brings up travis' party

when she asks why didnt you kiss her, say you didnt know she felt that way; then say you wish you had. she will then want to hang out next weekend. do it

when she asks what you wanna do, say youre both gonna hang out in your dorm. have her bring alcohol, or use your own if you wanna take the cosby approach. congrats on the sex bro

next year she will want to talk. tell her to ♥♥♥♥ off.

dont bother going to the last chapter. shut down the computer.

the end. there is no better ending. trust me.