In order to be the dankest thai player around, you need to keep a finger on the v at all times. You must stroke the v to be the dankest thai player around fingering the v will help alot in making you the dankest thai player around.

In order to find the v, it does not matter whether your keyboard is male or female. Male keyboards usually tend to have a wire which they insert into the computer's usb plug. Be sure to have anti virus to prevent std's from your keyboard going into your computer. Female keyboards are wireless but they have a v key like the male so it does not matter. Now here's a picture of a keyboard as you can see this keyboard has many letters so only the dankest thais can hit the v key while playing all the times

When using voice chat, be sure to scream at your teamates who are congaing, not capping the point, not pushing the cart and not capping the intel and being friendly

In order to be the dankest thai, you need to make sure you have these tags in your name. Example if your name is MlgxxNoscooper420, to be the dankest thai your name must be [o.W.n] MlgxxNoscooper420

In order to be the dankest thai these are the loadouts your should use

• Force A Nature
  
• Crit A Cola
  
• Sun On A Stick

• Cow Mangler
  
• Righteous Bison
  
• Pain Train

• Backburner
  
• Scorch Shot
  
• Backscratcher

• Bootlegger
  
• Tide Turner
  
• Half Zatoichi

• Brass Beast
  
• Buffalo Steak Sandvich
  
• Eviction Notice

• Pomson
  
• Short Circuit
  
• Gunslinger

• Syringe Gun
  
• Vaccinator
  
• Vita Saw

• Machina
  
• Darwins Danger Shield
  
• Tribalman Shiv

• Default Revolver
  
• Your Eternal Reward
  
• Cloak and Dagger
  
• Red Tape Recorder

To be the dankest thai this is what you need to wear

• Ghostly Gibus
  
• Pyrovision Goggles
  
• Mercenary Badge

These are some websites that can help you become a danker thai player
http://www.thaigov.go.th/en.html
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http://www.clubpenguin.com/

Thank you and I hope this guide will help in your tf2 thai experience.