NEKOPARA Vol. 1

NEKOPARA Vol. 1

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How to Be Sneaky When You Play Nekopara. Vol 1
Yang (楊里霖) 님이 작성
This is the guide for you if you live in a house full of other people and you want to play Nekopara Vol. 1 without being interrupted. Useful for those who live with their parents or girlfriend.
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Introduction
Hi, it's Chocola. Welcome to the unofficial sneaky guide to playing Nekopara. If you're here, it means you're too ashamed to tell your parents or girlfriend that you enjoy playing Japanese eroges. Do not fear, for I have made this guide to ensure you are able to hide your secret passion away from the prying eyes of your parents or girlfriend. So, enjoy!
Stuff You Will Need
Most of these tools you already have so it wouldn't be hard for you to find all the things on this list.

1. Nekopara Vol.1 (Duh..)

2. A lock on your door. (Lock installation might be required depending on how much privacy you have.)

3. Parents/Girlfriend that respects your privacy. (Ability to fulfill this requirement varies.)

4. A bottle of lotion. (Vaseline works.)

5. A comfortable chair that allows you to recline. (Invest in a good chair if you play games like Nekopara. Vol 1)

6. The ability to do your business without making sounds. (Might need to invest in a gag or just tie a scarf around your mouth.)

7. A super expensive laser trip wire that turns off Nekopara Vol. 1 and pulls your pants up the moment it's triggered. (I bet all of you have this.)

8. Tissues. (Also duh..)

When You Do Your Business
Now that you've gathered up all the tools I have listed. We can now commence the happy times.

1. Make sure to get comfortable in your comfy chair. (Unless you don't own a comfy chair.)

2. Turn on Nekopara Vol. 1 (DUUUUH!)

3. Enjoy the story, make sure to save between sexy times or else you might have to go through all of it again. (So much plot! PLOT!!!)

4. Approach the sexy scenes carefully, you do not wish to blow before it ends. (Stamina training!)

5. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. (Seriously, enjoy. Vanilla and I worked hard.)

6. Rinse, repeat in till you've finished Nekopara Vol. 1.
댓글 191
Maple :3 2024년 12월 1일 오후 6시 55분 
HELP
pumpydunky 2024년 12월 1일 오후 12시 32분 
will use
Drayalgo 2024년 7월 30일 오전 12시 21분 
W guide.
selin 2024년 6월 13일 오후 3시 36분 
WTF IS THIS WTF MAN
Crayola 2024년 5월 27일 오전 11시 43분 
i hope your parents love you very much and i hope that one day you can make them proud by being a contributing member of the society.
Phoach 2024년 4월 17일 오전 2시 17분 
get a steamdeck
zzz 2024년 1월 3일 오전 10시 21분 
W
Aux10 2023년 12월 23일 오후 7시 42분 
@XxDaddyDragon1
Setup Steam Link to a tablet and then throw the monitor in the trash.
jerry jinglenuts 2023년 12월 22일 오전 11시 10분 
never gonna say goodbye
No 2023년 11월 2일 오후 11시 56분 
never gonna make you cry