The Duck is the most common bird in the world, second being ostriches and third being rattlesnakes. They are seen in many places at many times. A Duck in fire.
Ducks in a forest in Siberia, Africa.


Ducks are the most loveable creatures earth has seen since the invention of Pornstars. They love to eat bread and bread only. If you feed them something else you will be hunted down by that duck after you leave the park and or maximum secruity jail.

Little known fact that ducks are more active than ants.


This is a rare image of a Duck Olympics Match taken by Professor Eric J. Anderson while he was looking for his pet goldfish that ran away into the forest. We aren't quite sure if its called a "Duck Olympics Match" or what sports it consists of, but we are sure that it has something to do with throwing something, like a rock or box.


Ducks also like to infact: Engage in mortal combat.

This is a image of two ducks engaging in combat in a old abandoned mine dubbed "Mallard Mine" after this photo was released to the public in 1981. Duck Combat has been highly observed after the release and there also have been reports of strange +1s over the winning ducks head.



Scientists are not sure why this happens and they also not sure why the last one is a giant 1 eyed monster with armor on.



This is the only known footage of Duck Combat to date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZaGhsM-JQA
About 8 minutes of leaked duck carnage.

There many kinds of Ducks. Such as the Knight Duck,
Mexican Duck,

and Death By Springs Duck.

Every kind of Duck is unique, in both combat and personality. Mexican Ducks love to party. They also have a thing for using AK-47s and super cheap hunting shotguns.
Knight Ducks are very loyal if you can keep them as pets. They also use Swords and Sledgehammers alot.
Pilot Ducks are very talented at flying. They also use that to swoop in for the sneak attack.
And Giant Eye Monster Ducks are very sensitive. They also scare the ever living ♥♥♥♥ out of their prey then kill them while they roll up in a ball and hide (This only applies to Ostriches and Cows)

Sadly this is all that science knows about Ducks. We will update this guide whenever we find more out about these strange creatures. We will also demand that national parks change their hand guides info on ducks.

This is where we will put the info others have sent us/posted for everyone to see.

"Here is some of my research:

Some ducks have the sentience to create a building of their own. The most common is a duck who calls himself "Chancy". Chancy runs an arcade building, each arcade machine that runs a challenge via a simulation, which may potentially improve their skill in the actual battles they face. Each challenge has medals that range from bronze to platinum. Some say that you can go further than platinum, but the question roams about.

Meanwhile, Lt. Duck is known as the creator of all the weapons used within the battle arena. Unknowningly, he created a virtual shotgun with the capabilities of eternal ammuntion and can still kill. Lt. Duck has once made a deal with Chancy to make a challenge for recuiting ducks to an ultimate weapon of destruction which is scientifically made to fire a beam that pierces any obstacles." - Dr. Dog E. Woof



"Winning ducks also seem to have fans. These fans will be represented by wearing the same hat of the winning duck. I have done further research and it seems that Chancy can also sell sports-modifying drugs or enhancments for the enviorment or duck. One of these seem to make all boxs/props explosive." -Dr. Luigiboi






"Rumors have spread that the ducks, before appearing in these strange locations to fight to the death, all prepare for matches in 2-by-2 arrangements of cubicle-like "slots," as they have been called. in these "slots," the ducks choose their hats on a computer-like device, before shooting open a large window with a blue infinite ammo gun (Credit to Dr. Dog E. Woof for the finding on the "Cobalt Gun," as people have been heard to call it), proceeding to jump into what appears to be some anti-gravity beam. After that, the "host" duck manages to somehow activate the beam, causing to teleport to the many sighting spots which may have something to do with the ducks' apperance in such place that some may consider odd. I shall try to add more of my speculation at a later date, but for now, I feel that I do not have enough to display at the moment, so I must perform more research on these interesting creatures." ~Prof. Hamon Eggs




"I have come across one of the locations for a "round" of this brutal combat. The ducks seem to just teleport into the "map," in a streak the color of their feathers, respectively. After some time of viewing, I have realized the ducks' hats do seem to be of importance, occasionally. Sometimes, multiple ducks enter the map while wearing two of the same hat. Apparently, this sharing of their headgear causes a bond between the ducks, so they are on the same "team." These teams work as you may expect they do; if they are the last ducks standing, their team gets a "point," even if there is only one duck left on the team."

"I fear I may have stumbled too far into the ducks' territory. I'm not sure if I have much more time to make more findings on these interesting creatures, but that isn't my main concern at the moment. I just want to get my message across before I, say, bite off more than I can chew with this research."

~Prof. Hamon Eggs

NOTICE:
The I.D.P.D has confirmed the discovery of the duck's discovery of Hamon Eggs's research location, they found a feather and blood covered note, but no bodies.
We pray for the safety of Professor Eggs.