"Surrounded by the bodies of those with whom he had weaned, trained, imbibed in catnip; the corpses of his fellows with whom he had assaulted many a scratching post, the lone surviving hoplite had but one mortal certainty: no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouse would survive this day."

Created using Photoshop and caffeine, with help from my co-conspirator Lark S."