Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

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How to be a cool guy
By Dr.Jizmo and 1 collaborators
This is just a quick rundown on how to be the coolest of the cats on Chivalry.
   
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Step One
Your gonna need the Killing Floor 2 promo iteams for starters becuase you will look so cool and funky fresh on the battle feild people will stop and stare at how amazing you are......
Step Two
Now thats what I call lookin shwank in your new Killing Floor Duds! If you dont own the outfit or game yet then pls stop reading this guide it is of no use to you. Now I will share my ancient ping ling yang dynasty trick to win over the masses. Now while on the battlefeild hit your X key to bring up some of your sweet voice commands! Make sure you hit the Yes option as often as you can you will be eventualy rewarded with a golden shortsword around the 200th yes. Also if you wanna speed up the process it is recomened that you jump up and down while doing this.
Step Three
Profit Honestly What Did You Think Happens Afterwords You Get Your Iteam And You Go Home!
7 Comments
so what 1 Feb, 2016 @ 2:24am 
This guide was life changing.
Gacha Salesman Brostrava 11 Sep, 2015 @ 12:29pm 
Ha ha ha - memes: the guide
classic
Mjólk 11 Sep, 2015 @ 9:06am 
Cool :ralphsmile:
Dr.Jizmo  [author] 8 Sep, 2015 @ 10:39am 
O silly me I forgot that one detail good sir!
Ser Marv 8 Sep, 2015 @ 8:57am 
Sure, makes you look cool and stuff... But if you want to be the real deal, buy Dreadnaught and main Butcher Messer!
People will be struck by your cool and dark grittyness! Also your skill will be amazing.
Foxy Grampa 7 Sep, 2015 @ 8:15am 
but it looks like I am a... cool... DOG.
hue hue hue, LAUGH
eggyeggyeggyeggyeggyeggyeggyeggy 7 Sep, 2015 @ 3:03am 
Real nigga hours. Tap like if you are up 💯