"Hey you!
Yeah you!

Are you tired of BORING, EDIBLE breakfast foods meant for PUNY BABY consumption? Try Pootis, the grape-flavored cereal that everyone loves! Pootis can make you credit to team. Made with real spencers, Pootis helps fill up your health and ammo and be ready to tackle anything.

Warning: Do not use if you are a tiny baby man


EDIT: Implemented suggestions from people credited by steam ID: Sneaky, waterco, Phy (some of you suggested the same thing)"