By all means, keep up with this. Me and Kiriko applaud your efforts, and most definitely don't have a scalpel with your name on it.

Not really.
This is all in theory. Who's to say you have your hyper in the first place? Not to mention the stats for each of the characters are balanced out with passive effects like tomomo's 6 roll recovery and - defense on yuki (etc).
It's not always about farming wins. Playing passively is actually extremely effective.

Couldn't be further from truth. Besides the Poppo part.

Mind you, Tomomo and Yuki are still good characters, but they're not the "be all, end all" you make 'em out to be. both of their Hypers are debatably useless, although at least Yuki's can have some way to help. Tomomo on the other hand, gets saddled with a higher recovery value in exchenge for higher hp and defences

yeah, these days there's plenty of better characters. hell, even then there were still better characters. Sora with good stats and her Hyper guaranteeing max rolls, Marc with similarly good stats and the ability to snatch ranged wins with her hyper and the sheer ammount of damage it does later on, if you're willing to delve into DLC, then with the right deck Sweet Breaker is downright broken, Kae can get massive attack, Saki's Big Bang Bell and Krila's Plushie trap mindgames can completely break some players (mentally, at the very least), Star Breaker can bully like the ones you mentioned but also gets trap mindgames (but can't use star norma), Fernet and Kyoko can tank while Fernet can also snag stars and kills (but not wins) with her hyper, and many more that i'm too lazy to mention.

I disagree with the Boss being here. He has too many glaring issues to be considered good.
Tomomo and Yuki used to demolish pretty much everything but as the game gained more defensive characters those two became less dominant. You're right with Poppo, though.
She always wins, even when she doesn't.