(to get you in the mood)


Hi. I'm Dr.Steve Brule and today we're going to focus on Cosmic Dj! Now a lot of people tell me, "Brule, you just can't be a good Dj!" and I look them right in the eye and say, "What's a Dj? Is that a horse?" and they just look at me in awe.

So todays guide I'll teach you how to be just the best gosh darn Dj you can be, in just a few simple steps


you dingus.

First off in this grand adventure, you want to take that clicky thing in your hand and click on the game icon... because you can't play THE GAME WITHOUT OPENING IT YA DINGUS!

Now you got to click on the New Game/Continue Game button

you dummy.

So now that you can play the game let me give you some tips, for your health!

First make your music! You can do this by hitting the,what do you call it? the thing you type words on? I didn't ask for this job...





Anywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anyway. Once you do that lets move onto the next step!

So now that you got your music, make more music. Because when you're making music, there's no bad times, just jam times!

Now that you got your music made, you can finally be the best you can be! Just make all of the notes you made not lonely no more! Give them a buddy! Put a little square right next to the other square, so they can snuggle and be happy... and together *sob*... and.... and... not like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoiahsdoaw98gh0qhg0qh4yt02hwneisdljmpwejf-wjf-2j3

So... so now that you got that out of the way *sniffle* you can now be the best you can be! Just keep giving... giving them.... giving them... buddies *sob*... until... until it's the best music availble on the market.









This had been Dr. Steve Brule. For your health.